I made my life as a commercial art guy.
That is a great mark. :-)
Imagine the weekend maintenance kegger . . . :D
yure takin' are feeesh! :D
Might want to save up and get one of these . . .
Dimmers set the mood.
It is amazing when people think their opinion matters. :rofl:
Half and half? :D
I don't follow basketball. :D
Technically, it was still under water. :D
Sounds like a great life.
Feel free to share . . .
Heaven must be WAY the hell up there . . . :D
Mike is a good dude.
Y'all need to yank the sticks out of your butts.
Tell 'em you love the Hillary, you'll be back on in moments.
I unlocked it.
you don't have a birthday? o_O
Lunky Gone Wild
Because you're a registered sex offender? :D
I will hold them for you while you recover.
will you take $795 ?
My first thought was . . . "Murder Boat" :D
Buy now before the ticket scalpers get them all.
Big fish don't stuff their face into the kelp to eat.
They wait for a retart bait fish to dart out and expose itself.
Cast out away from the...
Can't you just staple wings on a mac?
The real issue here is us getting old and having health problems and how do we fix that? >:(
Hahaha, now you're just bragging. :D
Are you standing on the equator?
Tell her to enjoy her stupid floating motel
and go fishing instead. :D
Buddy of mine made a grappling hook out of rebar and some rope.
One of the weirdest things we pulled up was a 3 bulb floor lamp.
Hoyie oyie oyie, football. :rofl:
How long did it take for the 'what if' to finally sink in?
I rough sanded some beaded styrofoam a few years ago. :rolleyes:
Beats the crap out of the NFL
Mary Jo Kopechne
Yet twice as smart.
MURDERER !!!!!! :D
I posted shit. I apologize.
Hey, billybob, stop jerkin into the pond!
Curious, why some 'cups' and some 'tubes'?
Either way, freakin' awesome!
Chrome headers and dual exhaust.
Plus two free stickers.
Life's a bitch. :D
Real fires? California style?
If so, I hope you're OK.
TLD20 . . . $159 on amazon
You spelled hymen wrong.
. . . . . right next to the Beanie Babies exhibit. :-)
. . . . . fuck
Fish only bite popular gear. :D
fuckin' laws !
maybe someone shoot their guy?
So, you know you are jumping the line,
you just feel entitled to do so , . . .
. . . because?
If it's a good price I just pay it.
People are selling at a loss for some reason. Not profit.
Chance . . . just tragic.
You are not very good at this, but you sound like fun.
Never take me serious. :D
I feel like a vulture picking through your stuff like this.
Also, I feel a bit queer asking if you have a good stiff bottom rod available.
Nothing like weeping first thing in the morning.
I feel for you, buddy.
Had a friend who fished a tuna boat 40 years ago
out of San Diego. 180 foot boat and seas half that tall
off the coast of South America.
Bring your stuff, rent what they suggest.
They are not out to screw you.
I know the butterflies.
Sometimes it's bumpy.
I have purchased several rods, a tackle box and a reel from members because the price was agreed upon.
I don't understand the drama.
And you kick my ass in humility also. . . . LOL
You are more man than I will ever be.
won der full . . . :D
I was walking home from the bus after work.
Turned onto Elm Street.
White pickup with a BD sticker.
He was letting his dogs out for a play...
There's a crab season now?
Years ago I posted a map of Mission Bay
and drew a SUPER BIG X on the halibut spot.
The spot beggar was so stupid he whined about the large X....
Still pissed about the herpes?
Nothing is worth anything more than someone is willing to pay.
It is hilarious when someone sez OBO
and then turns down the best offer. :rolleyes:
You know, some places you can catch a butt on every drift
and other spots you don't catch anything?
You probably don't know.
I should not have...
tampons for eveyone
You are freekin' awesome.
Tell them you are setting it free.
You just want reports, you don't need to ride the plane.
No passengers = Free. :D
Looks like he needs to learn one more lesson.
UH MAY ZING
I almost had a seizure during the intro.
(a bit spinny) :D
Jump on a boat. Everyone is your new best friend.
(Except the dude who thinks he owns the corner.)
U R Dum
I have always said fish get to make exactly one mistake their entire life.
Ergo, wahoo don't exist? :D
I had a '63 Willis with a ford V8.
Nothing like your monster. :D
If he needs help hauling away excess wahoo let me know.
I will volunteer my time to help him out. :D
I'll join you army if I get to be a general.
Awesome you had a great day with your yungin'.
Why are you complaining about something that did not effect you in any way whatsoever?
I almost choked. :D
Talk about knots.
Nothing more riveting and awe inspiring than knots.
knot gumbo, knot etouffee, pan fried knots, deep fried knots, lemon knots,...
Are we allowed to link to Saluki's Man Massage?
Keep a bait in the water, you'll get bit more often.
Sure, I'll give you $5 :D
I would not take that out fishin'.
I built a 70 Challenger with a 440 and then I figured out I could bracket race my 73 dodge pick-up tow vehicle, dial in 18.99 and...
I don't know Lance . . .
Mike sez he's OK . . . then he's OK
Business takes balls. Mostly kicking them. :D
You shoot my guy. :D
Sorry, streetnfish, stupid old joke. o_O
Those pix are absolutely awesome.
I could feel the warmth of the sun as I wished...
I'm a bit miffed. You want prime, high cost info, and seem unwilling to put up ANYTHING of value.
You can go fish yourself raw.
After I thought...
Tried to link, didn't work.
Can't delete post.
So, what is your absolute bottom price for your used bag with a fucked up zipper?
The kind of piece of crap most of us would toss in the trash....
I know I am missing the joke and I'm still laughing. :D
OMG . . . they are FUCKING RUSTED OUT. LOL
I clicked 'like' because there is no
"fuck you I am so jealous" button. :D
Wahoo is my favorite flesh.
Slight apple wood smoke and some dry time.
Then aluminum foil with a pat of butter.
Also hash browns with dill.
Gun Owners vs. Non Gun Owners.
How often do you use the tool?
. . . better than porn. [inappropriate emoticon]
Sorry, I thought you wanted to catch halibut.
Didn't realize you only wanted expensive info at absolutely no cost.
Is your friend imaginary or can...
I had two 196- 8's . . . 20 some years ago.
One cut down 14" off the tip.
One cut 12" off the but.
The curve was smooth as silk.
I don't want to...
Have you tried smoking those half pound slugs?
Smoke does not pasteurize the fish, just adds flavor.
If you want it preserved you need to use salt and dry it until it turns to powder when you...
BS without pix, . . . oh hell there's pix. :rolleyes: :cheers:
Try more than a thumb and index finger worth of garlic powder.
Amazing how bad drying can fuck up flavors. :eek:
Remember when I told you I know where to fish halibut?
Did I say SD Bay?
Hahaha, OK . . .
¼" to 5/16" thick, 1 ¾" wide. Whatever long.
Brine with salt, brown sugar, pepper and soy sauce.
In a quart of water, simmer ....
Are you over 18 years of age?
I know, you should have been here 10 years ago.
There were death threats over shark size. :rolleyes:
"girlfriend's", I hope. Otherwise you are just bragging. :D
Which one do you like best and why?
Feel better about yourself now?
If old rods and reels did not catch fish
the industry would have gone tits up.
Old equipment does not stop working at the end of the model year...
Can I come and get it?
Should have grabbed his ankles and soaked his head.
He would have been fine after that.
I'm a graphic designer, sign design, engineer.
I put a TIP can on my desk once.
Sales people laughed.
Boss was pissed. It was awesome....
because they hate you.
Take it off your 5% tip.
That's not a joke.
Shit, I had a 196-6 and a 196-7 and they both became carbon lumps with a splat of aluminum once-a-reel.
So glad I don't have pix....
Sounds like you're bragging.
Mission Bay, not San Diego Bay.
I'll buy my share of bait and fuel.
I know where they are.
I can be there any time. 24hr a day.
theirs something Wong with Ali yew. :D
Hit up your local swap meet.
You will not believe the shit you can find.
The difference between old rods and new rods is $$$$$
Loch Ness Monster
Thought this was going to be a, "Guess who just died", thread.
I hate those threads.
Is there more up for grabs?
NEVER apologize for anything.
If anyone can't take it, fuck 'em.
Aren't those things made to scrape shit off your hull?
25# Grey Ande Mono
After years of idle depression I have set up a new electronics bench.
I would love to grab that to tinker with.
Dammit, if you still have it in 30 days I'll take the drive.
I love that kind of kitsch.
I wish I had room.
I would drive that far. :-)
The crew is not there to instruct everyone personally.
Look at what is going on, monkey the pros, you will catch more.
I've seen tackle shops with less stock.
Now I know why. :-)
Like SouthBayKiller said,
This is not about rods and reels and line.
It's about cover and structure and technique.
Can you find a Topo Map of...
Symmetry has a place in design, not in nature.
Love the saturation.
My dude said it was impossible to get deep color
out of a $35,000 printer.
Well, now my jaw hurts from grinning.
Guessing small lake means no boat, right?
What's the bank like? Naked? Weeds? Tules? Shrubbery?
From shore you will be pulling them quickly and...
Just fish it as is . . . not like you catch fish anyway.
(I'm such an ass :D)
Boat Rage . . .
#6 Take Off Your Sunglasses and Don't Squint.
People want to see you all happy and shit, not cool behind your shades.
#7 Dip the Fish in...
That boat burning to the waterline a while back reactivated my personal scardycat.
I have PTSD from a car wreck as a kid.
Destroyed my left hand...
You want shit for free beg your mom.
No, no, not your fault.
You were flat out robbed.
Some piece of shit wandered up and took something she knew did not belong to her. (see how...
Life is so fragile.
How many scoops does it hold?
Every third grade student knows that new habitat promotes biodiversity.
Do we think hermit crabs finding a new home promotes...
What is a DM and how do I do that?
I always bring up fish shredded by glass shards.
Wait, I never have.
Guess we're not all going to die again?
Just saw this a second ago.
How many times are you going to post the same thing|?
Freakin' awesome, buddy. :D
Fish care about your fishing rod, but mostly about your reel and string.
Always use what other people use. Popularity is key.
Buy and use what...
They scare the shit out of me too.
Just like every other chunk of metal on the market?
I guarantee the story HE tells is AWESOME. :-)
Yep, there's always a good reason for things.
If it was out of my pocket I would have used stucco. :-)
did the paint fly first class?
I think you got fucked in the butt. o_O
Just park the boat 25' closer to the fish,
I was just razzing you. :-)
Have a great trip.
Jig Strike . . . not my real name.
58 (god dammit i just realized I'm old)
I quit smoking almost a year ago.
Disgusting fucking addiction.
Toss you bait off the other side.
The fattest pig will shoot over and woof your bait.
That's why they're the fattest fish.
Sounds like you are a suck up.
Tell your boss your shit is too good for his stupid kid.
Just get him a Walmart Barbie rod.
Throw it in the...
Does it really mater if you cast 20' or 45' ?
It is some one else's fault you can't catch 3 fish?
perhaps you are not good at fishing.
Go to your local pier and practice.
We are not blaming the tools, are we?
Trying to think up a joke . . .
Jebus Crisp, dude, I can't.
You're paying her ticket, right?
I'm not paying to be called grandpa. :-)
Can I get her number?
So, how many keys did they recover at the dock? o_O
People peter out ¼ through the season. The thrill dissipates like some batperson movie and people stop going.
They don't take them all or any...
It's like people think bugs just can't wait to crawl into nets the first weeks of the season and people need to fight for every freaking crawdad...
I eat some nasty looking things. :eek:
Who was the first person to eat one of those ugly things?
Statute of Limitations has run out, spew your story. :)
Oh, hell . . .
Buddy and I had a cardboard boat with a 2.5 HP motor. Painted ¼" plywood. Towed an 8' zodiac. It held our gear and was our life...
Hahaha, When I was a stupid kid I bent the rules into a pretzel.
25 nets, whatever. Lobster season, who cares.
I was 16. I grew up.
You get bigger bugs at day break.
But it limits the sniveling.
Years (decades) ago my buddy and I would bring a small cooler on the boat and sell samages for $2. Not a Deli masterpiece by any stretch. Almost...
$7 and a kick in the twat.
You want to leave him? Pack your shit he bought you and go away.
If Sport Fishermen could raise more cash to give to politicians
than the commercial fishermen do, politicians would pass laws in favor of Sport...
then drop a net . . . dichotomy?
(Nice infestation of bugs) :D
Oh, hell, you got a fishy reel.
I just love telling my stupid stories. :D
A couple of decades ago I had a helper who asked what quills/brushes I preferred.
Told him Langnickel. He bought a suite of brushes and his work...
Who would take something that spectacular on a fishing boat?
Football is easy to understand . . .
When the ball gets into one end of the field you yell, "WooHooo",
if it goes in the other end you shout, "Booo".
Hahaha, I know what you're saying.
It's awesome to be out there. Awesomer to get back home.
Nothing better than standing in front of the ocean
and pulling fish out of the surf.
Having an outfit that feels effortless is extra glory.
You need to pick one lucky reader for an all expenses paid weekend on your new ride.
I am willing to sacrifice my time to be your guest.
From personal experience . . . don't drop nets at the ammo loading dock off of North Island.
Accidents happen, but this is so sad.
Lobster season brings out the best in folks.
Fish do not give a rat's ass about your gear.
25# grey Ande mono. Heavier line on a backup setup.
Choose a lively bait and change it out often....
I am fine under way.
When we stop and slow roll with the evil ocean I choke.
Diesel fumes don't help.
The bow seems to offer enough toss
They let your fish decay then want to charge you to slice your half rotten catch.
That's why I catch and release until we are ready to come in....
Oh hell, I have nothing better to do.
I'll drop off and pick up for a few pounds of fish.
I do nothing all day.
You need to sit still.
And use a remote camera so we don't see your monitor in your glasses.
Good luck. Have fun.
Only gets better from here.
I need to chug a quart of that.
I'm with Den Momma, go Giants!
The Chargers bailed on us. >:(
I love Dan.
Watching his show is like fishing with a friend.
A genuine good dude.
After your first fish you are winding it all back on yourself. :rolleyes:
You'll spend a ton of time winding on a fish but can't spend a few minutes winding on new line?
Don't go to war under armed.
Without CRAZY as a comparison
there would be no Normal.
Those are poisonous.
I'll dispose of them for you.
I should have used a smilie.
I enjoy the answers, most make sense.
If there was a 'best color' there would only be one color.
The kid is 26 now.
Loved that fatso near the end. :D
I knew someone, for a very short time,
who spoke this kind of bullshit.
I think he shook snakes in church.
I bet you are surprised...
Jesus Fucking Christ you are the dumbest mother fucker on the planet.
Do you really believe someone is standing there waving 'howdy instead of...
Probably someone entrusted to make such decisions.
i.e. not you.
Hahaha, only the stupid and gullible believed that.
Never put an expiration date on a scam.
That's the beauty behind Global Change,
Maybe somebody ran out of shotgun shells?
Speedy recovery, buddy.
Ha, I clicked 'New Posts'.
Thought this was a For Sale thread.
:drool: That's a pretty rod.
I bought a brand new/(used) TLD15 loaded with new 25# Pline for $80
Your reel is overpriced.
I officially turned old last month. 58.
I now realize fishing is not about the fish.
No shit. If you don't like a law, don't obey the law.
I'm not sure why this is awesome.
I just know it is. :)
Hahahahaha, no . . . . . you won't. :rolleyes:
Oh, crap, patient zero. :D
no, No, NO, wait, go ahead and ignore me, I don't care.
Buy a boat and go fish where ever you want.
Oh, THAT'S NOT WHAT HE ASKED. :rolleyes:
The constant is California, so the answer is 'crime'.
Unless you are an illegal alien.
Dude, you get 'em all the way up
and they just slip out of your hand. :D
Asking the question is worth 3 years in prison.
Not dissing, chastising or crapping on you . . .
why are you doing this?
I'll pay $110 if I have to drive that far.
You can surf fish from a pier.
cool read, my friend.
(I don't know how to say that in Hawaiian. :D)
Money is useless until you spend it. :D
OMG that sucks!
Quite a while ago on the I.B. pier some lady, 40 feet up wind yelled, "There's no smoking on the pier!"
I yelled back, "No overhead casting...
Walmart. 1 white + 1 UV $5.99
I bought them years ago....
. . . salted and smoked mackerel is awesome.
looks like the pier was hungry.
Squid or mackerel 3' under a bobber or glow stick after dark on an incoming tide. Use mackerel to catch more mackerel.
Sink a big slab of mackerel...
I always thought it meant fish that stayed out of range of my bait.
So you would float there and do battle at the risk of your son and then somehow claim you were not capable of backing off?
The ocean is big.
Hire a bankruptcy attorney now.
Stamina fortitude and balls
Besides being pissed off, what damages were inflicted?
How much money do you think a judge should give to the complainer?
Gavel, gavel, gavel ....
Which one do you like better?
It appears the deckhand does not fully comprehend his role of servant.
Sounds like he would love a trip with no customers. o_O
That takes balls
Mmmmmmm, cat food.
Hahaha, just being a dick.
They are super tasty smoked.
You should tell his mom. :D
Snug your knot . . .
let the fish tighten the knot.
10 years ago I would have had an awesome come back. :D
Is there anything more awesome than a lady with a fishing pole?
Palm Avenue @ 9th Street in Imperial Beach.
Stopped at the light. Truck was tall I was an '83 Camaro.
Leaned over so I could see up to...
You suck :D
I don't have an excuse. :rolleyes:
Go down hill both directions, you'll be fine.
Article shows a street side gas station.
Miles from where you start your boat motor.
But, whatever, cool story.
Article shows a street side gas station.
Miles from where you start your boat motor.
If there is fumes in the voids something is wrong.
Cool, I love BJ's
Two or three people per season throw a bitch fit.
Just sayin' :-)
Sounds like he's arguing over a parking spot. :rolleyes:
We can gang up and bring it back. o_O
He is pissed off because he is confused.
It is a defense mechanism.
We have all been through it,
(in our nearly teens).
$4 per year?
If money means nothing to you send me all of your extra.
Let me guess . . . you're all talk.
Yelp is a money grubbing scam.
It doesn't matter what you post,
they just sell your harvested info to a third party.
Thought you were just a...
Shows how stupid people on social media are.
Gas fumes need to be ignited before burning.
A blower not running will not ignite fuel fumes....
And what did the captain say when you inquired about the dilemma when it was underway?
I'm guessing nothing.
Typical of backdoor bitch.
FORCED? You had a choice. You could have also walked away without claiming for fish.
You had OPTIONS!
Seriously? NOTHING at all? :D
Clowns are scary.
internet balls :D
When someone has the intelligence to abandon a pointless conversation.
OMG! You have DOCTOR clients?
My niece is a doctor and my best friend's nephew is a doctor,
but, I don't have any doctor clients.
I envy you.
I like it simple.
My arsenal was all white underwrap, black overwrap with a thin chrome yellow band under the guide and gold leaf at the tip....
I love being chastised. :rolleyes:
Saluki may have some used 'equipment' for you.
I want the one in the picture with the guides. o_O
Is it made of platinum?
Open your own processing operation and charge 28¢ per pound.
You will be swamped with business until you run out of money.
67º @ 73RH.
But it's 7:48am here.
Probably will reach 78º by late afternoon.
Imperial Beach. The most Southwesterly City in the Continental...
Long time ago I was walking home from the bus. $64 for a month pass. Why drive?
It picked me up less than 1000 feet from my place and dropped me...
I have never been out longer than three days, but if you don't have a rig set up for the current bite, someone will put one of theirs in your...
Your crew smiles too much.
Work them harder.
15% more hookups. Guaranteed.
Store you stuff at my house. :D
Water thinned white glue
This is what I am hearing from some . . .
"I have never caught a decent fish, so this is BS" :D
Ohh, . . . Chance :(
Good Stuff :-)
I only know you folks through posts,
yet you feel like family.
Yep, I get it, you're better than me in every way possible. :D
Ha ha, I got a PM.
His buddy caught them, he just packaged them for sale.
A quart of peppermint schnapps.
Can I get a volume discount?
I plan to resell them.
Did you catch them?
Oh, come on . . .
You meen Diawuh?
Nice write up.
What ever spends the most time in the water.
That was awesome, buddy.
I could almost smell the salt water.
Smiled the whole time.
Why didn't anyone tell me? :-)
Cool, looks like a Moiré pattern.
A friend came back with an 80 some pound tuna and some smaller fish.
We went to the Imperial Beach pier to use the sink/tables.
The thing was I was meeting three people over a couple of weeks to buy stuff and got confused between all of the assorted the PM's, posts and...
Well, I'm looking at that big old hook. :eyepoppin
His dad lets you take him out alone? o_O
Come up to $450 (or what ever your high bid is)
If not, walk away.
An object is only worth what someone is willing to pay.
Curious why you need two coats.
Friggin' awesome, buddy.
Are you in the witness protection program or what? :D
Please elucidate . . .
Looks like a carved pumpkin ¼ full of water.
I saw one of those at the adult bookstore.
Facetious and disingenuous. :D
You're welcome? :D
I buy knives at the swap meet and sharpen them on my grinder.
That 'tooth' on the cutting edge just flows through fish.
I will only do a private transaction in person in public.
If I can't hold it before I buy it, I don't want it.
Think trebuchet not whip.
Fish reports should say how many caught by customers and how many by employees. :D
I live on a disability income.
$10 is a big god damn deal to me.
How dare you judge others.
Breeding age girls and children should avoid eating a shit load of long lived tuna.
Grown Up's - no problem, too late to become a 'tard.
Check your home owner insurance.
It sometimes covers some weird situations.
Looks like competition macramé.
Dammit, I don't like to weep. What a magnificent photo.
Just for fun . . .
If you take something apart and put it back together enough times you'll eventually have enough left over parts to assemble a...
The way it actually works is, you make me more money, you get a fair share of it. That's your choice.
People get paid exactly what they are...
way to go, Jason.
Apparently there not their anymore?
Do you believe fish were there
and the captain avoided them to spite you?
That's the captains fault, right?
How much do we get paid to test them?
Snob or 'tard. whatever. Who?
Whatever, story time . . .
I've been a boat ho quite a few times.
I pay my share. Yada yada, whatever.
Here is the drill at the launch . . ....
Did you accidentally post in the wrong thread? o_O
If you can tie more than 5 knots you can pop open a reel and clean out its guts.
It's not magic.
Photograph disassembly step by step
Percent of gross is a typical part of the lease in a commercial retail space.
What they are overlooking is that the pier is an expense.
It is a...
Has anyone heard a bad story about the Intrepid? :-)
How many hours and fish have you put on yours
verses hours and animals on his?
Bonus points for the thread title. :D
I would be thoroughly stunned if those cost over 65¢ to manufacture, package and ship FOB.
But, hobbies are not about money.
You could fancy...
That is why he is asking the questions.
Cost is pretty much the deciding factor in every purchase decision we make.
Is this a cry for help about erectile dysfunction?
FlexTape, Haaaaa, I almost choked.
I can imagine that huckster at 2:45am,
"WE TOOK THIS BOAT AND SLAMMED IT INTO A PILE OF ROCKS . . . "
Took me a while to find the damage.
It's right next to that strand of crime tape along the keel.
Awesome that you were there to help. :appl:
It's better than a fishing story. :cheers:
WAS an expensive ass boat . . .
Ooohhh, damn foreign colors. o_O
This good v bad crap reminds me of a comedian . . .
OMG dolphin are dying in the nets . . .
what about the tuna?
Fuck 'em they taste good.
In my nightmares they go straight for the nut sack. :rolleyes:
I was just messin' with him.
That's a clean catch.
baby shark do do do do do do :D
The difference is packaging, hype and price.
Fish are not adapting to new reels, rods, lines and knots.
Fishing gear is designed to catch...
Split rings don't fail . . . 6.5¢ ea on Amazon w/ tool . . .
It's OK to fish on a budget. :D...
It's not broke, don't fix it.
Need a dealer to transfer them?
Layers and layers and layers and layers
of government is not free. :rolleyes:
You are freakin' awesome! :cheers:
Oooops, typo . . .
I meant 173,295 people. :-)
Bamboo - Free
why would your loss make him feel better?
dammit . . . a month late. >:(
I feel your pain.
It's a Glenn thing.
Never apologize for fishing. 8-)
First liar doesn't stand a chance. :D
Oh, and I'm allergic to opioids.
"well you can have some baby aspirin"
Ummmmm, I'll just grab...
Dude, we have the same name.
With the right number of N's. :D
25 man payroll for over 20 years.
Figure out how many stories I've heard.
Edema. Broke the skin by scratching.
Got infected. Didn't go to the doctor for a few months.
My sister saw it and I was in the hospital in under...
You don't get it.
He wanted more money because he wanted to spend more money.
A few decades ago we fed salt dogs mackerel with a tablespoon of Drain-O in the gut cavity.
They avoided human interaction.
Boat prices are part of the general economy.
Some people complain about both and don't understand either.
Many folks believe they deserve...
It's been a year.
Turned the corner a couple months ago.
I get to keep my leg.
Can't wait for the pain to end.
I'm not religious but I'm saying a...
A while back I had an employee demand a $1.50 raise.
His wife was pregnant.
He actually thought that was a reason
for me to give him more $$$....
People who earn more $$$ than you suck, right?
Looks like the back end of a goat.
Do they all carry knives? :eyepoppin
If you want to buy a boat, do you care what some dumb suit in a high rise New York office thinks?
What about the children?
Nobody ever thinks about the children!
We're all going to die again!
I am so freakin' poor . . . :hali_parkutuli:
You also suck at laughing at a stupid joke. o_O
9 out of 10 fish prefer to die on light green fishing poles. :rolleyes:
Looks like a fuckin' project.
It'll cost twice as much as you think.
Make it yours. :-)
The trotter or the camera girl?
Is there a better feeling than new gear?
Can I take him out next time?
Not sure I'm THAT bored. o_O
Let's trade some PM's.
Pliers and a beer. :rolleyes:
If it's a child two beers. Otherwise they whine forever.
Maybe I can just borrow it when ever I need?
I take boat-caught fish to the I.B. Pier.
Slaughter, cut, carve, fillet, flip, repeat.
Sling the fish frame and guts over the rail.
Best part is...
So, 2½ decades ago we all used 30# Grey Ande Mono.
I have rotting leg. . .
They are typically dumb lazy kids who think they'll make a ton of free cash
driving a taxi.
Calm down kid.
Grown ups don't count change to...
I'll be at Point Loma Sportfishing @ 7:30am. :-)
I realize that's a narrow window.
How do you want to do this?
No emergency hurry.
You can sell those things on eBay.
And then throw the Legos in the trash.
A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed,...
People who buy bullets don't rob banks.
These asshole politicians can go preform sexual penetration amongst each other.
( . . . . . fuck...
I wish. :rolleyes:
equivalizem ? :rolleyes:
Welcome to Imperial Beach, CA.
the Most Southwesterly City in the Continental USofA.
Pacific Ocean to the West, Mexico to the South.
When we get...
Do we tip the parking attendant?
Pain v Pissed
If he was sent to the end of the line to wait his turn,
he would have sunk three boats back there. :D
Your woman gets to name your babies,
you get to name your boat.
I think that's a law.
Prove how bad you are at naming things. :D
I don't need boat storage.
How much for just the free house?
On the bright side,
criminals will now not have access to bullets. :rolleyes:
Tramadol also works.
And it helps you to not mumble the F word in public. :D
Drive back in.
"well somebody else said . . . "
Nope, doesn't make it OK.
Grab a bait
Squeeze it to subdue the wiggling
Shove a big hook through it's guts
Cast it high and make it smack hard . . .
. . . so it looks...
Dave has wit you seem to not comprehend.
PhotoShop . . .
OMG, you dudes are brutal.
I love it! :-)
dammit . . . I'll take it. :rolleyes:
I'm in Imperial Beach, how do we make this work?
She gets those ugly toenails done every few weeks.
Tell her to STFU.
I'm munching on Tramadol and some other stuff.
It sucks. I feel for you.
OMG, are your feet that fragile? :D
I'll take a number . . .
bone er :D
life does not get much better
If you don't feel your bait kicking, replace it.
It is going to be so easy to figure out after you figure it out. :D
Pick up a couple of cans of 'dust off' at the office supply store.
Turn the spray can upside down and it will spray ice to quick cool a coil or...
When you isolate a select portion of someone's post and present it out of context so it sounds silly.
I instantly got "440 Login Timeout".
Also, a knot stronger than the line
sounds like a perpetual motion scam.
You quote part of a post that makes little or no sense on it's own.
Hilarity ensues. ;)
It's way more fun when you know all your papers are in order.
I don't see any rod there . . .
Anyone remember catching bigger and better fish
on Ande mono?
Don't wanna loose a nut over a tuna
Your boy is a man.
When you start out with something beautiful
it's easy to make it ugly.
Sometimes less is more. :-)
(I'm a design guy).
IT'S A TRAP !
It was a pleasure meeting you.
I learned my lesson on sandals.
Fishing Ensenada with four buddies.
Someone caught a Sculpin and it got stuffed into one of the potato sacks hung...
I haven't laughed so hard in months. :rofl:
Ummm . . . ? :D
Camo and Sandals.
I LOVE IT !
I hear they change the water twice a month. :rolleyes:
Don't blame the tool.
Think trebuchet, not catapult.
Nothing like a morning at the swap meet and
coming home with an antique Penn combo for $5.
Because they have spent their whole life eating anything that catches their eye.
Imagine what their peanut size brain processes when a little...
We used to use 25# Ande grey mono on a Squidder and caught the crap out of various fishes.
I guess the price of confidence has gone way up ?
Ever pull up on a gangster paddy with a dozen boats throwing into the salad? 2 or 3 pounders getting picked off?
If you toss to the outside where...
that's what she said?
A friend of mine was a casting savant.
He could take anyone's reel,
stand with his back to the rail
and cast backwards over his head
practice is the best free spool reel.
beats a bad day at a bomb factory. :-)
We have a plan for the 21st. Just making sure.
OK, let's get this chiseled in stone . . .
13th or 21st and time of meeting? :)
Oh, on your ARMS!
Share your recipe.
Rough estimate on fuel cost for that luxury liner?
Is a ColtSniper like a WaxWing? :rofl:
Shimano Coltsniper Stick Bait
is like the Shimano Waxwing.
MAR KET ING.
Hell, the Waxwing even had
a dedicated $$$$$ fishing rod. :rofl:
Any tips on how to remove abalone tape if you mess it up? :D
Is that why they pay extra?
You say you know as a fact
when you actually know
it's just your personal opinion.
Anyway, for better treatment,...
Box #1 @ SquidCo on the 13th.
You think 'insert' makes it better? :D
Spectacular . . .
Now he's gunna think it's EZ. :D
I always take my tipping bullshit too far.
Have I mentioned I brew beer?
(not an excuse, a reason).
I understood what Jason said.
Anyone else not understand what Jason said.
noun: mackerel; plural noun: mackerel; plural noun: mackerels; noun: North Atlantic mackerel; plural noun:...
I watched that crap get built. Day after day.
How do you park a boat in 2 to 5 foot rollers?
It is now July 6.
Hahaha, thought you said mescaline. :D
At least you're not the dude wearing the band's T shirt.
You're too cool for that. :D
Your normal long range crowd?
I love small venues.
I am going to see . . .
Oct 16 The Beach Boys
Nov 01 Demetri Martin
Awesome, BUDDY. :D
If I sent out a crew to install a sign package and they finish the job then walk inside the business with large styrofoam cups collecting bonus...
We are not there to be entertained by a deckhand's fishing prowess.
We are there to catch fish OR BE COACHED HOW to catch.
It is what the...
My turn . . .
Turned 58 today.
Haven't been out in over 8 years after my apartment burned down. I lost everything but the clothes on my...
I have never heard of that reel.
$20 tip and tell them why.
If they flake, I have a stack of $20's right next to my Driver License and Sun Glasses.
I can be in La Mesa in 35 minutes.
All CASH, no haggle.
Tell your boss you need a raise because a boat ride costs more.
(she won't care). :rofl:
I have traded custom graphics for fishing trips before.
I don't know Jon, but I guarantee he would not be offering his work if he was not fully...
(He's wearing Bat Man Panties. :))
And water wings and a pool noodle and a peanut butter sandwich with the crust trimmed off.
STAY HOME AND PLAY VIDEO GAMES.
So you were not involved IN ANY WAY with what is being discussed.
Is that correct?
Stay home, bake bread.
He just called me and said it's OK for you to tell your story . . .
Attention drug smugglers . . .
Tell the CG you are in some tournament and they should let you go.
He should do something more exciting like stamp collecting, right? :rolleyes:
Trying to put the Police and Coast Guard out of business?
I find it fascinating that some people think a man who paddles a kayak out to fish sharks should be afraid of sharks. o_O
I know. And every direction feels like it's up hill!
OMG, we're all going to die again! :rolleyes:
Many people fail to understand that a slick tyre has more grip than an intermediate or full wet tyre.
A Ho is obliged to keep the deck clean and in order all day.
Ho's have an obligation at the end of a trip to scrub the boat clean while the...
Cover with wet seaweed and keep 'em cool.
You are cradling that shark like it's your sister's baby.
The most manly thing I've seen in a long time.
People have no idea what it takes to maintain a site this large.
Let me explain it to you . . . . .
Years ago I had a lady kick my mac off the pier into the water.
Took three solid free kicks to get it over the side.
"IT WAS SUFFERING !!!!!",...
I think I can imagine what you are trying to do.
Can't wait to see the outcome.
Hourly or Salary?
You have a special girl.
That's what happens when you cross under the bridge
without answering the riddle.
I left my favorite cane in a basket in the Walmart lot a few weeks ago. It stays in the pickup so I didn't notice for a few hours.
Went back just...
Sound business decision.
Sometimes you just have to do what is right for your business.
I wish you continued success.
I know the drill.
Keep the boat scrubbed all day.
Carry out commands without question.
Volunteer to wrench on the boat on off weekends.
If you can swing by Imperial Beach to pick me up
I'll fish with you.
I don't use much bait, so don't expect me to pay half.
And I'm not washing...
You sound greedy. :D
Hope you feel better right away.
Looks like it just broke out of prison.
Save up $6500 and buy an old truck for cash.
Otherwise, hock your future and get an egomobile.
(I'm just jealous :rolleyes:)
Why replace them before they wear out?
Fish are only concerned with the yummy end of the string. :D
Basically, you caught all the fish.
Everyone can just stay home. :D
Are you a member of my fellow Asian community?
You have never fed a pig. ;)
Haha, I was at the grocery store the other day.
There's a basket blocking a corner. Arrgggg!
I get out my cane already pissed off.
How are the fish going to know how beautiful you reel looks
when the spool is empty?
I have always said . . . fishing gear is designed to catch...
Send me a PM, buddy.
This is something I am actually good at doing.
Had to ask my buddy Googlit for a pic.
How does it look when it's full of line?
You have no evidence to support your claim that he is a bully.
You have no evidence to support your claim that he kidnapped the girl.
Long time ago on a ¾ day trip.
Had a dude hand me a business card announcing that he was deaf. Had the ASL alphabet pictures on the back and...
27 Million people in the USofA have Irritable Bowel Syndrome.
How dare you treat them as a joke... :rolleyes:
Humor, this is Greg.
Yes it is. Get over your need to defend people who don't want or need your help.
Also, would anyone taste the muck the fish was living in?
They should charge $25.00
They would have more customers than they could handle.
Cast Iron is the key to crust.
salt and pepper.
Heavily dredge fillets both sides in a mix of fresh, finely grated Romano with a pinch of dill.
HOT cast iron pan, 1 Tbs of...
For the price of steak, it should be cut with a solid gold blade.
Sometimes longer sentences are better.
And a glorious epoch will rise where crime will disappear from earth.
Government bless California. o_O
It's probably the raised ribs that do the trick. :D
no19tg will vouch I'm a good customer.
Haha, I looked at alerts before inbox. 8-)
Composing email now . . .
How do we make this happen?
Unfortunately, you are asking for tips on winning the Lottery.
I've been away a few years.
One thing I really missed was Alan.
Take your time the ocean is always waiting. :D
"There is motion at your front door",
. . . a sub-plot. :-)
I can hear the angels sing.
There's something magical about a simple solution like that.
I want #8
8. TLD 15 never used back up w/40lb. P-line. newish 9.5 shape. 9.8 Mech., with Penn clamp $80
Nothing like being out fished by a child.
He will never let you forget. :D
Let the District Attorney know how you feel.
I'm interested in the TLD.
Is the reel autographed?
where is the 50' trench?
. . . . . "don't tell your mom!"
After you buy "Permanent" Registration, you pay an extra $2.00 per year thereafter . . ....
I spent an entire career in sign design.
I don't know Jim Kuhn from Adam, but that is some class A design work.
I have been scanning it for some...
People around me listen to the best music ever,
whether they want to or not. :D
Do they have a reel clamp?
Now I have an excuse to buy new reels. :rolleyes:
Wanna do some surf fishing in Imperial Beach?
Years ago I would have bit my tongue.
I'm almost 58 years old. I now interject.
". . . a couple of Zebco's and cheap sticks, frozen squid and you...
I'll take 1 and 6 for $100.
Send me a PM.
After 4 years I choose to show up today.
Sooo sorry tiger.
If it's not poisonous, it's food.
naked boobs. PICs.
my share would be 1/3 of $750 ?
or you want me to pay your rent ?
I think you may be a man-boy.
Mom kicked your ass out for a...
once upon a time we caught fish with antique gear.
fish are no smarter.
there is no app for skill.
the foot ball is a good game because drunkenness and obnoxious behavior.
when some favorite group of costumed performers do more points than the...
they look simple and I love that.
I do design-for-build and demand clean product.
I always abrade, polish out and re-anodize. Not...
super fun happy buzz dildo make good time.
PLEASE FAIL TO MUNCH DEATH BIRDS AND MAMALS !!!
15# grey Ande mono for anything within 20 miles.
otherwise 3/4" steel cable.
Dee Ohh Are Kay . . . DORK
this dude wants to be a thirteen year old chick.
"look at me, look at me, look at me !!!!!"
cook a fish.
I don't pray.
I know what you are feeling and I feel it with you.
understanding helps . . . PM me.
hug your family.
people get so wrapped up with tech they forget that fishing is human v fish.
choose the level of dominance you desire.
fish don't stand a...
once upon a time there were 27 trillion billion thousand buffalo. (estimate - may be off by a factor of some)
after 10 years you kinda get some freebies.
thanks Jason and Ali.
you dudes are awesome.
turn the music down
we used to have a jack off icon.
there you go . . . your stuff worked fine.
I love out fishing people with my oxidized Penn's.
????? are you asking if you should go fishing ?
with any luck the Chargers will go back to LA and we will not need to blow a billion dollars on a different football fort.
throw something in the water that will get bit.
hook up - lean back and enjoy the battle.
stiff rod or stretchy line is your game. people will...
If that is your first . . . pro builders need to step up their game.
I don't believe it was your first. Monet and Picasso are your equal.
you actually made a better statement than me. :-)
punch him in the throat.
lots of stuff is not legal
men do nefarious things
worthless piece of shit.
I read you caught your boy and his girl making a baby,
read it again - not as good the second time.
back in the olden days we would fill a fish with drain-o and watch the seals jump and barf.
we also shot them.
Bloodydecks is 20% info and 85% BS
I was thinking squid or chovies, but, I'll try anything twice.
run away is never the answer
I will never forget that
just showed my 8 year old Great Nephew the photo.
he said it looks like a dinosaur.
if you kept her, how did you cook it ?
art is fun
30 years ago I rented a fuck in TJ.
my nuts still itch.
just called you.
you are kind of a bummer.
post your number on line . . . gonna get a fone call from me.
sorry I annoyed you.
there is always rules.
and always a bunch of butt holes arguing about them.
when I don't catch fish I make stew out of the left over bait,
plug one - the others haul ass.
they aren't stupid.
love you, Scott.
that is what life is all about.
dead seals don't complain.
plow 'em with your prop.
thunk, they sink.
pistol is better than a rifle.
kids want hugs and attention. not your old fishing crap.
girls like hugs more than gifts.
yes, I am single. . .
just when we start acting like fishermen . . .
I would suggest you pull your head out of your ass.
you sound unstable.
PM me before you do something foolish.
I am not being flippant....
waiting for F1 to resume . . .
the most helpful group of folks ever.
you can not leave there unequipped.
the fish were landed by skill.
How do you fix 'em up ?
I like dill and a VERY SMALL pinch of sage then grill 'till crispy.
Just when I think I have seen everything . . .
shut up and get back to work
catch 'em . . . eat 'em
catch 'em . . . eat 'em
catch 'em . . . eat 'em
tell stories of catching and eating 'em during the off season.
You will teach him more than any test.
I am raising my 8 year old great nephew, I don't trust him with toy guns.
I am battling his left wing...
one of the best things I have ever seen
Juvenile white sea bass
Expensive bearings are for those who want to spend more on their hobby.
I.Q. doesn't light fires or loot.
VOTE on purpose for a reason.
Vote like it means something.
Don't vote for the best bullshitter.
Don't vote for the smooth...
Shape only matters in the surf.
Outside, all about mass.
juvenile white sea bass
the hook you got
the bait you have
fish eat it once.
you get to eat them for breakfast.
Looks like crime scene clean up.
happy crew - looks awesome.
bet they are all ready to go out again, huh?
The Iodine stings your tongue.
EVERY competent chef uses Kosher salt for a reason.
the Holocaust DIMS in comparison.
"dims" because of the sunshine thing.
too soon ???
Whatever... ALWAYS rinse the flesh well and let it air dry at room temp for a couple of hours before stuffing it in the smoke box.
:nopity::hali_olutta: Goodbye bitch.
Talk about the lowest point in American history.
What a disgusting, unyielding, partisan, backstabbing...
Buy Kosher salt. It comes in a blue box. No iodine.
Don't get sidewalk salt or water softener salt. It is probably not poison, but, I don't want...
Like Chad said . . .
once it clicks, you'll go "DUH".
if it was EZ everyone would do it.
just go fishing.
like a camping trip and you don't have to hike.
vote like your life depends on it.
there is always some ass hole that wants to take shit away from you.
Vegetables are good for you, but, don't worship them like gods.
Tell a hyena to eat weeds.
83% of humans are alive because 0.023% of...
Bring 40 dollars and basic bargaining skills to the local swap meet and you will walk away with 3 rods.
that is what a 7 year old girl call that mess.
you shoot my guy
A few years ago I did some graphics for Bassectomy.
Traded my art for a boat ride.
We came upon a cluster of boats.
He got on the radio and...
crap, I feel seasick.
I am grinning so hard my jaw hurts.
fish that make their living in the surf zone need to eat every day.
in my experience, they don't care how tall the waves are.
it makes fishing a...
grab the lobster in your right hand.
throw it as far as you can.
if it makes a tiny little splash it was probably short.
never said it wasn't funny . . .
this is a slow roll into world war three.
that joke makes me feel uncomfortable.
Cut into strips, pack in salt for a day.
Rinse off WELL and let air dry for a couple of hours.
Smoke it until it is like leather.
we never know when.
"died doing what he loved" dismisses the tragedy.
Hurts to read this kind of thing.
I give a bunch of advice via PM.
NO WAY am I at the level of the masters mentioned.
where you at ?
Mix up a slurry of white glue.
Apply to the seat area.
Let dry - repeat.
That will harden the reel seat area.
A dab of silicone under the clamp...
You know the Judge goes home and kicks his dog in the face after a day of 'lobster court', right ?
yet you bitch on for a thousand words.
How to complain:
1) state your complaint
2) explain how your complaint is worthy of notice.
3) state how...
I have never wanted to play golf until just now.
fuk me . . .
$450 day off work
$ gasoline / parking
aggravation + standing there barking about a fucking lobster
All over a few...
From their web page . . .
The old 'do what we want or we will douse ourselves in gasoline and light ourselves on fire' gambit.
But wait, you also get . . . just pay extra shipping and handling.
Clear this with Jason.
Congratulations . . .
You have about 5 years to properly program your baby for life long happiness and personal success.
I don't have any...
You have one bonus point for posting in the right forum.
Stay safe out there.
I don't have the balls to go out in a yak.
If the lobster fits inside the gauge then the lobster is short.
I know it sucks. Oh, how I know.
Be sure to rinse the fish and let air dry for a couple of hours before smoking.
:confused: ( :D )
Life is inherently dangerous.
No one gets out alive.
Racing is not driving.
The 'number one rule' in racing is more like . . .
'Don't get so...
I doubt we are diametrically opposed.
thinking 133º off center.
I play the fool because I love the response.
After 9 years . . . anyone...
My eyes are not what they once were.
What are we looking at ?
I don't tip.
I flat out do not tip.
Never have, never will.
hate me all you want.
I have reasons.
so specific and ambiguous.
(don't ask what I am thinking).
pick a boat that fits your schedule.
You claim you don't know,
but, you are going...
that will change attitude faster than anything.
Formula One FIA says 'no more coaching on the radio.'
Wait, we are talking about steroid ridden wife beaters trying to kill each other on the lawn ?
life is good.
thanks for the story.
I actually meant MY income. :rolleyes:
whatever . . .
pretty sure nobody else noticed.
shut up. :D
This what I hear . . .
you are one apology away from being banned.
A lucky man is one who has a woman that laughs at him and still tolerates him.
Grind up the leftover bait in a bucket and sink some cotton rope...
I read that you caught so much you had to give it all away.
Now you have no idea how to catch more.
Do the same thing you did to catch so much...
including tips . . . way out of your hourly income per mile.
Clicking buttons is what 17 year old girls do while driving.
you had so much you had to give it all away, but, you don't know how to go catch more ?
thinking you may be a one post wonder.
Failure ALWAYS happens somewhere.
It 'hour-glassed' and popped about ¼" above the knot because the knot was stronger than the line.
One more thing . . .
Bring along a kitchen scrub brush looking thing.
Knock the scales off while they are fresh.
Only takes a moment.
500 is my go-to.
My favorite one is over 35 years old.
Red side plates and severe deck rash.
20# or 30# grey Ande mono.
Old shit doesn't...
Tuna hash browns.
Pan fry some fish and dump aside.
Grate some taters into a 12" pan with some butter.
Crush the tuna on top.
Cover the pan...
He does not want to hear what you have, or why you worship what you have.
He has a Penn 500. One of the greatest tools ever built.
been a couple of decades.
going to re-investigate Steely Dan.
did rikki ever find that number ?
trebuchet - not catapult.
I don't pray, but, I care.
same thing ?
When the button array first showed up everyone freaked out.
Now that it is gone, everyone is freaking out.
Other changes have come and gone.
Tie on 2 oz of lead, go to the park when there are few people there to laugh, and practice.
Adjust the cast tension so you can drop the lead in...
don't kill bambi, you monster. :rofl:
salt and dill. two weeks in the fridge.
best BBQ ever.
they already have sage...
damn . . . she is cute.
Sorry about your brother.
Shoot it or give it to someone who will.
PM me if you want...
I have turned wrenches on a neighbors boat with no hope of going out.
My knee is so dicked up I can't stand on a rolling boat.
I drink his beer...
I always clicked on purpose.
Go fishing - report back.
Boat owner keeps it all.
Odds of winning are slim.
Crew is lucky to know a boat owner.
Let alone be part of the crew.
Ali is the trouble maker, not Jason.
I have over 40 'thumbs down' votes.
don't judge yourself.
Allow lesser men to spout off.
Let them make fools of themselves.
I get my knives at the swap meet.
A 10" to 12" blade that has been sharpened past it's useful life is thin and flexible enough to be a fillet...
320 grit paper.
600 grit paper.
Lots of soapy water.
(or, however you prep a blade for finish sharpening. :D)
The key is Formica counter top...
she loved you more than you loved her,
and you know how much you loved her.
old shit still works.
fish don't know the difference.
go out on a ¾ day boat and tell everyone you want advice.
everyone will hand you gear and extol the virtue of the whatever combo they happen to...
Hit the swap meet, a few weeks in a row.
no shit. not dickin' with you.
my favorite is a 500 squidder.
Also a good source for knives. (swap...
All boats float.
All Captains are fish getters.
Shop around and get a feel for what you like.
I like minimum interference from the crew
love it :D
pretty damn awesome.
men like him gave us the world we live in today.
thank you, dad
I eat so much hot sauce and peppers, I poop blood.
you sound so jazzed.
good, better, best. . . . marketing,
I am going to flat out steal that and use it without credit.
25088 grams ?????
might want to double think that.
I have heard Jason in not too 'catchie'
jihad is an AWESOME boat.
disaster, feel for you.
this seems fishy.
that is an extremely specific buggery.
did they take anything else ???
I apologize for Imperial Beach.
the most South Westerly City in the Continental US of A.
Bloody Deck. So awesome.
no, the mayor.
about ready to climb the fence and hurt his jaw.
I lost everything in a fire 5 years ago,
all of my stuff was wrapped deck hand style.
cotton rope from the butt out to the first guide.
This dude needs to be thumped.
About ready to do it.
we need more government control.
the mayor of Imperial Beach lives over my back fence.
he threw a rock at my cat a few weeks ago.
I don't like...
Vote like your financial life depends on it . . .
I am probably the poorest monkey on this site.
(you have no idea).
Separate names with a comma.