She gets those ugly toenails done every few weeks.
Tell her to STFU.
I'm munching on Tramadol and some other stuff.
It sucks. I feel for you.
OMG, are your feet that fragile? :D
I'll take a number . . .
bone er :D
life does not get much better
If you don't feel your bait kicking, replace it.
It is going to be so easy to figure out after you figure it out. :D
Pick up a couple of cans of 'dust off' at the office supply store.
Turn the spray can upside down and it will spray ice to quick cool a coil or...
When you isolate a select portion of someone's post and present it out of context so it sounds silly.
I instantly got "440 Login Timeout".
Also, a knot stronger than the line
sounds like a perpetual motion scam.
You quote part of a post that makes little or no sense on it's own.
Hilarity ensues. ;)
It's way more fun when you know all your papers are in order.
I don't see any rod there . . .
Anyone remember catching bigger and better fish
on Ande mono?
Don't wanna loose a nut over a tuna
Your boy is a man.
When you start out with something beautiful
it's easy to make it ugly.
Sometimes less is more. :-)
(I'm a design guy).
IT'S A TRAP !
It was a pleasure meeting you.
I learned my lesson on sandals.
Fishing Ensenada with four buddies.
Someone caught a Sculpin and it got stuffed into one of the potato sacks hung...
I haven't laughed so hard in months. :rofl:
Ummm . . . ? :D
Camo and Sandals.
I LOVE IT !
I hear they change the water twice a month. :rolleyes:
Don't blame the tool.
Think trebuchet, not catapult.
Nothing like a morning at the swap meet and
coming home with an antique Penn combo for $5.
Because they have spent their whole life eating anything that catches their eye.
Imagine what their peanut size brain processes when a little...
We used to use 25# Ande grey mono on a Squidder and caught the crap out of various fishes.
I guess the price of confidence has gone way up ?
Ever pull up on a gangster paddy with a dozen boats throwing into the salad? 2 or 3 pounders getting picked off?
If you toss to the outside where...
that's what she said?
A friend of mine was a casting savant.
He could take anyone's reel,
stand with his back to the rail
and cast backwards over his head
practice is the best free spool reel.
beats a bad day at a bomb factory. :-)
We have a plan for the 21st. Just making sure.
OK, let's get this chiseled in stone . . .
13th or 21st and time of meeting? :)
Oh, on your ARMS!
Share your recipe.
Rough estimate on fuel cost for that luxury liner?
Is a ColtSniper like a WaxWing? :rofl:
Shimano Coltsniper Stick Bait
is like the Shimano Waxwing.
MAR KET ING.
Hell, the Waxwing even had
a dedicated $$$$$ fishing rod. :rofl:
Any tips on how to remove abalone tape if you mess it up? :D
Is that why they pay extra?
You say you know as a fact
when you actually know
it's just your personal opinion.
Anyway, for better treatment,...
Box #1 @ SquidCo on the 13th.
You think 'insert' makes it better? :D
Spectacular . . .
Now he's gunna think it's EZ. :D
I always take my tipping bullshit too far.
Have I mentioned I brew beer?
(not an excuse, a reason).
I understood what Jason said.
Anyone else not understand what Jason said.
noun: mackerel; plural noun: mackerel; plural noun: mackerels; noun: North Atlantic mackerel; plural noun:...
I watched that crap get built. Day after day.
How do you park a boat in 2 to 5 foot rollers?
It is now July 6.
Hahaha, thought you said mescaline. :D
At least you're not the dude wearing the band's T shirt.
You're too cool for that. :D
Your normal long range crowd?
I love small venues.
I am going to see . . .
Oct 16 The Beach Boys
Nov 01 Demetri Martin
Awesome, BUDDY. :D
If I sent out a crew to install a sign package and they finish the job then walk inside the business with large styrofoam cups collecting bonus...
We are not there to be entertained by a deckhand's fishing prowess.
We are there to catch fish OR BE COACHED HOW to catch.
It is what the...
My turn . . .
Turned 58 today.
Haven't been out in over 8 years after my apartment burned down. I lost everything but the clothes on my...
I have never heard of that reel.
$20 tip and tell them why.
If they flake, I have a stack of $20's right next to my Driver License and Sun Glasses.
I can be in La Mesa in 35 minutes.
All CASH, no haggle.
Tell your boss you need a raise because a boat ride costs more.
(she won't care). :rofl:
I have traded custom graphics for fishing trips before.
I don't know Jon, but I guarantee he would not be offering his work if he was not fully...
(He's wearing Bat Man Panties. :))
And water wings and a pool noodle and a peanut butter sandwich with the crust trimmed off.
STAY HOME AND PLAY VIDEO GAMES.
So you were not involved IN ANY WAY with what is being discussed.
Is that correct?
Stay home, bake bread.
He just called me and said it's OK for you to tell your story . . .
Attention drug smugglers . . .
Tell the CG you are in some tournament and they should let you go.
He should do something more exciting like stamp collecting, right? :rolleyes:
Trying to put the Police and Coast Guard out of business?
I find it fascinating that some people think a man who paddles a kayak out to fish sharks should be afraid of sharks. o_O
I know. And every direction feels like it's up hill!
OMG, we're all going to die again! :rolleyes:
Many people fail to understand that a slick tyre has more grip than an intermediate or full wet tyre.
A Ho is obliged to keep the deck clean and in order all day.
Ho's have an obligation at the end of a trip to scrub the boat clean while the...
Cover with wet seaweed and keep 'em cool.
You are cradling that shark like it's your sister's baby.
The most manly thing I've seen in a long time.
People have no idea what it takes to maintain a site this large.
Let me explain it to you . . . . .
Years ago I had a lady kick my mac off the pier into the water.
Took three solid free kicks to get it over the side.
"IT WAS SUFFERING !!!!!",...
I think I can imagine what you are trying to do.
Can't wait to see the outcome.
Hourly or Salary?
You have a special girl.
That's what happens when you cross under the bridge
without answering the riddle.
I left my favorite cane in a basket in the Walmart lot a few weeks ago. It stays in the pickup so I didn't notice for a few hours.
Went back just...
Sound business decision.
Sometimes you just have to do what is right for your business.
I wish you continued success.
I know the drill.
Keep the boat scrubbed all day.
Carry out commands without question.
Volunteer to wrench on the boat on off weekends.
If you can swing by Imperial Beach to pick me up
I'll fish with you.
I don't use much bait, so don't expect me to pay half.
And I'm not washing...
You sound greedy. :D
Hope you feel better right away.
Looks like it just broke out of prison.
Save up $6500 and buy an old truck for cash.
Otherwise, hock your future and get an egomobile.
(I'm just jealous :rolleyes:)
Why replace them before they wear out?
Fish are only concerned with the yummy end of the string. :D
Basically, you caught all the fish.
Everyone can just stay home. :D
Are you a member of my fellow Asian community?
You have never fed a pig. ;)
Haha, I was at the grocery store the other day.
There's a basket blocking a corner. Arrgggg!
I get out my cane already pissed off.
How are the fish going to know how beautiful you reel looks
when the spool is empty?
I have always said . . . fishing gear is designed to catch...
Send me a PM, buddy.
This is something I am actually good at doing.
Had to ask my buddy Googlit for a pic.
How does it look when it's full of line?
You have no evidence to support your claim that he is a bully.
You have no evidence to support your claim that he kidnapped the girl.
Long time ago on a ¾ day trip.
Had a dude hand me a business card announcing that he was deaf. Had the ASL alphabet pictures on the back and...
27 Million people in the USofA have Irritable Bowel Syndrome.
How dare you treat them as a joke... :rolleyes:
Humor, this is Greg.
Yes it is. Get over your need to defend people who don't want or need your help.
Also, would anyone taste the muck the fish was living in?
They should charge $25.00
They would have more customers than they could handle.
Cast Iron is the key to crust.
salt and pepper.
Heavily dredge fillets both sides in a mix of fresh, finely grated Romano with a pinch of dill.
HOT cast iron pan, 1 Tbs of...
For the price of steak, it should be cut with a solid gold blade.
Sometimes longer sentences are better.
And a glorious epoch will rise where crime will disappear from earth.
Government bless California. o_O
It's probably the raised ribs that do the trick. :D
no19tg will vouch I'm a good customer.
Haha, I looked at alerts before inbox. 8-)
Composing email now . . .
How do we make this happen?
Unfortunately, you are asking for tips on winning the Lottery.
I've been away a few years.
One thing I really missed was Alan.
Take your time the ocean is always waiting. :D
"There is motion at your front door",
. . . a sub-plot. :-)
I can hear the angels sing.
There's something magical about a simple solution like that.
I want #8
8. TLD 15 never used back up w/40lb. P-line. newish 9.5 shape. 9.8 Mech., with Penn clamp $80
Nothing like being out fished by a child.
He will never let you forget. :D
Let the District Attorney know how you feel.
I'm interested in the TLD.
Is the reel autographed?
where is the 50' trench?
. . . . . "don't tell your mom!"
After you buy "Permanent" Registration, you pay an extra $2.00 per year thereafter . . ....
I spent an entire career in sign design.
I don't know Jim Kuhn from Adam, but that is some class A design work.
I have been scanning it for some...
People around me listen to the best music ever,
whether they want to or not. :D
Do they have a reel clamp?
Now I have an excuse to buy new reels. :rolleyes:
Wanna do some surf fishing in Imperial Beach?
Years ago I would have bit my tongue.
I'm almost 58 years old. I now interject.
". . . a couple of Zebco's and cheap sticks, frozen squid and you...
I'll take 1 and 6 for $100.
Send me a PM.
After 4 years I choose to show up today.
Sooo sorry tiger.
If it's not poisonous, it's food.
naked boobs. PICs.
my share would be 1/3 of $750 ?
or you want me to pay your rent ?
I think you may be a man-boy.
Mom kicked your ass out for a...
once upon a time we caught fish with antique gear.
fish are no smarter.
there is no app for skill.
the foot ball is a good game because drunkenness and obnoxious behavior.
when some favorite group of costumed performers do more points than the...
they look simple and I love that.
I do design-for-build and demand clean product.
I always abrade, polish out and re-anodize. Not...
super fun happy buzz dildo make good time.
PLEASE FAIL TO MUNCH DEATH BIRDS AND MAMALS !!!
15# grey Ande mono for anything within 20 miles.
otherwise 3/4" steel cable.
Dee Ohh Are Kay . . . DORK
this dude wants to be a thirteen year old chick.
"look at me, look at me, look at me !!!!!"
cook a fish.
I don't pray.
I know what you are feeling and I feel it with you.
understanding helps . . . PM me.
hug your family.
people get so wrapped up with tech they forget that fishing is human v fish.
choose the level of dominance you desire.
fish don't stand a...
once upon a time there were 27 trillion billion thousand buffalo. (estimate - may be off by a factor of some)
after 10 years you kinda get some freebies.
thanks Jason and Ali.
you dudes are awesome.
turn the music down
we used to have a jack off icon.
there you go . . . your stuff worked fine.
I love out fishing people with my oxidized Penn's.
????? are you asking if you should go fishing ?
with any luck the Chargers will go back to LA and we will not need to blow a billion dollars on a different football fort.
throw something in the water that will get bit.
hook up - lean back and enjoy the battle.
stiff rod or stretchy line is your game. people will...
If that is your first . . . pro builders need to step up their game.
I don't believe it was your first. Monet and Picasso are your equal.
you actually made a better statement than me. :-)
punch him in the throat.
lots of stuff is not legal
men do nefarious things
worthless piece of shit.
I read you caught your boy and his girl making a baby,
read it again - not as good the second time.
back in the olden days we would fill a fish with drain-o and watch the seals jump and barf.
we also shot them.
Bloodydecks is 20% info and 85% BS
I was thinking squid or chovies, but, I'll try anything twice.
run away is never the answer
I will never forget that
just showed my 8 year old Great Nephew the photo.
he said it looks like a dinosaur.
if you kept her, how did you cook it ?
art is fun
30 years ago I rented a fuck in TJ.
my nuts still itch.
just called you.
you are kind of a bummer.
post your number on line . . . gonna get a fone call from me.
sorry I annoyed you.
there is always rules.
and always a bunch of butt holes arguing about them.
when I don't catch fish I make stew out of the left over bait,
plug one - the others haul ass.
they aren't stupid.
love you, Scott.
that is what life is all about.
dead seals don't complain.
plow 'em with your prop.
thunk, they sink.
pistol is better than a rifle.
kids want hugs and attention. not your old fishing crap.
girls like hugs more than gifts.
yes, I am single. . .
just when we start acting like fishermen . . .
I would suggest you pull your head out of your ass.
you sound unstable.
PM me before you do something foolish.
I am not being flippant....
waiting for F1 to resume . . .
the most helpful group of folks ever.
you can not leave there unequipped.
the fish were landed by skill.
How do you fix 'em up ?
I like dill and a VERY SMALL pinch of sage then grill 'till crispy.
Just when I think I have seen everything . . .
shut up and get back to work
catch 'em . . . eat 'em
catch 'em . . . eat 'em
catch 'em . . . eat 'em
tell stories of catching and eating 'em during the off season.
You will teach him more than any test.
I am raising my 8 year old great nephew, I don't trust him with toy guns.
I am battling his left wing...
one of the best things I have ever seen
Juvenile white sea bass
Expensive bearings are for those who want to spend more on their hobby.
I.Q. doesn't light fires or loot.
VOTE on purpose for a reason.
Vote like it means something.
Don't vote for the best bullshitter.
Don't vote for the smooth...
Shape only matters in the surf.
Outside, all about mass.
juvenile white sea bass
the hook you got
the bait you have
fish eat it once.
you get to eat them for breakfast.
Looks like crime scene clean up.
happy crew - looks awesome.
bet they are all ready to go out again, huh?
The Iodine stings your tongue.
EVERY competent chef uses Kosher salt for a reason.
the Holocaust DIMS in comparison.
"dims" because of the sunshine thing.
too soon ???
Whatever... ALWAYS rinse the flesh well and let it air dry at room temp for a couple of hours before stuffing it in the smoke box.
:nopity::hali_olutta: Goodbye bitch.
Talk about the lowest point in American history.
What a disgusting, unyielding, partisan, backstabbing...
Buy Kosher salt. It comes in a blue box. No iodine.
Don't get sidewalk salt or water softener salt. It is probably not poison, but, I don't want...
Like Chad said . . .
once it clicks, you'll go "DUH".
if it was EZ everyone would do it.
just go fishing.
like a camping trip and you don't have to hike.
vote like your life depends on it.
there is always some ass hole that wants to take shit away from you.
Vegetables are good for you, but, don't worship them like gods.
Tell a hyena to eat weeds.
83% of humans are alive because 0.023% of...
Bring 40 dollars and basic bargaining skills to the local swap meet and you will walk away with 3 rods.
that is what a 7 year old girl call that mess.
you shoot my guy
A few years ago I did some graphics for Bassectomy.
Traded my art for a boat ride.
We came upon a cluster of boats.
He got on the radio and...
crap, I feel seasick.
I am grinning so hard my jaw hurts.
fish that make their living in the surf zone need to eat every day.
in my experience, they don't care how tall the waves are.
it makes fishing a...
grab the lobster in your right hand.
throw it as far as you can.
if it makes a tiny little splash it was probably short.
never said it wasn't funny . . .
this is a slow roll into world war three.
that joke makes me feel uncomfortable.
Cut into strips, pack in salt for a day.
Rinse off WELL and let air dry for a couple of hours.
Smoke it until it is like leather.
we never know when.
"died doing what he loved" dismisses the tragedy.
Hurts to read this kind of thing.
I give a bunch of advice via PM.
NO WAY am I at the level of the masters mentioned.
where you at ?
Mix up a slurry of white glue.
Apply to the seat area.
Let dry - repeat.
That will harden the reel seat area.
A dab of silicone under the clamp...
You know the Judge goes home and kicks his dog in the face after a day of 'lobster court', right ?
yet you bitch on for a thousand words.
How to complain:
1) state your complaint
2) explain how your complaint is worthy of notice.
3) state how...
I have never wanted to play golf until just now.
fuk me . . .
$450 day off work
$ gasoline / parking
aggravation + standing there barking about a fucking lobster
All over a few...
From their web page . . .
The old 'do what we want or we will douse ourselves in gasoline and light ourselves on fire' gambit.
But wait, you also get . . . just pay extra shipping and handling.
Clear this with Jason.
Congratulations . . .
You have about 5 years to properly program your baby for life long happiness and personal success.
I don't have any...
You have one bonus point for posting in the right forum.
Stay safe out there.
I don't have the balls to go out in a yak.
If the lobster fits inside the gauge then the lobster is short.
I know it sucks. Oh, how I know.
Be sure to rinse the fish and let air dry for a couple of hours before smoking.
:confused: ( :D )
Life is inherently dangerous.
No one gets out alive.
Racing is not driving.
The 'number one rule' in racing is more like . . .
'Don't get so...
I doubt we are diametrically opposed.
thinking 133º off center.
I play the fool because I love the response.
After 9 years . . . anyone...
My eyes are not what they once were.
What are we looking at ?
I don't tip.
I flat out do not tip.
Never have, never will.
hate me all you want.
I have reasons.
so specific and ambiguous.
(don't ask what I am thinking).
pick a boat that fits your schedule.
You claim you don't know,
but, you are going...
that will change attitude faster than anything.
Formula One FIA says 'no more coaching on the radio.'
Wait, we are talking about steroid ridden wife beaters trying to kill each other on the lawn ?
life is good.
thanks for the story.
I actually meant MY income. :rolleyes:
whatever . . .
pretty sure nobody else noticed.
shut up. :D
This what I hear . . .
you are one apology away from being banned.
A lucky man is one who has a woman that laughs at him and still tolerates him.
Grind up the leftover bait in a bucket and sink some cotton rope...
I read that you caught so much you had to give it all away.
Now you have no idea how to catch more.
Do the same thing you did to catch so much...
including tips . . . way out of your hourly income per mile.
Clicking buttons is what 17 year old girls do while driving.
you had so much you had to give it all away, but, you don't know how to go catch more ?
thinking you may be a one post wonder.
Failure ALWAYS happens somewhere.
It 'hour-glassed' and popped about ¼" above the knot because the knot was stronger than the line.
One more thing . . .
Bring along a kitchen scrub brush looking thing.
Knock the scales off while they are fresh.
Only takes a moment.
500 is my go-to.
My favorite one is over 35 years old.
Red side plates and severe deck rash.
20# or 30# grey Ande mono.
Old shit doesn't...
Tuna hash browns.
Pan fry some fish and dump aside.
Grate some taters into a 12" pan with some butter.
Crush the tuna on top.
Cover the pan...
He does not want to hear what you have, or why you worship what you have.
He has a Penn 500. One of the greatest tools ever built.
been a couple of decades.
going to re-investigate Steely Dan.
did rikki ever find that number ?
trebuchet - not catapult.
I don't pray, but, I care.
same thing ?
When the button array first showed up everyone freaked out.
Now that it is gone, everyone is freaking out.
Other changes have come and gone.
Tie on 2 oz of lead, go to the park when there are few people there to laugh, and practice.
Adjust the cast tension so you can drop the lead in...
don't kill bambi, you monster. :rofl:
salt and dill. two weeks in the fridge.
best BBQ ever.
they already have sage...
damn . . . she is cute.
Sorry about your brother.
Shoot it or give it to someone who will.
PM me if you want...
I have turned wrenches on a neighbors boat with no hope of going out.
My knee is so dicked up I can't stand on a rolling boat.
I drink his beer...
I always clicked on purpose.
Go fishing - report back.
Boat owner keeps it all.
Odds of winning are slim.
Crew is lucky to know a boat owner.
Let alone be part of the crew.
Ali is the trouble maker, not Jason.
I have over 40 'thumbs down' votes.
don't judge yourself.
Allow lesser men to spout off.
Let them make fools of themselves.
I get my knives at the swap meet.
A 10" to 12" blade that has been sharpened past it's useful life is thin and flexible enough to be a fillet...
320 grit paper.
600 grit paper.
Lots of soapy water.
(or, however you prep a blade for finish sharpening. :D)
The key is Formica counter top...
she loved you more than you loved her,
and you know how much you loved her.
old shit still works.
fish don't know the difference.
go out on a ¾ day boat and tell everyone you want advice.
everyone will hand you gear and extol the virtue of the whatever combo they happen to...
Hit the swap meet, a few weeks in a row.
no shit. not dickin' with you.
my favorite is a 500 squidder.
Also a good source for knives. (swap...
All boats float.
All Captains are fish getters.
Shop around and get a feel for what you like.
I like minimum interference from the crew
love it :D
pretty damn awesome.
men like him gave us the world we live in today.
thank you, dad
I eat so much hot sauce and peppers, I poop blood.
you sound so jazzed.
good, better, best. . . . marketing,
I am going to flat out steal that and use it without credit.
25088 grams ?????
might want to double think that.
I have heard Jason in not too 'catchie'
jihad is an AWESOME boat.
disaster, feel for you.
this seems fishy.
that is an extremely specific buggery.
did they take anything else ???
I apologize for Imperial Beach.
the most South Westerly City in the Continental US of A.
Bloody Deck. So awesome.
no, the mayor.
about ready to climb the fence and hurt his jaw.
I lost everything in a fire 5 years ago,
all of my stuff was wrapped deck hand style.
cotton rope from the butt out to the first guide.
This dude needs to be thumped.
About ready to do it.
we need more government control.
the mayor of Imperial Beach lives over my back fence.
he threw a rock at my cat a few weeks ago.
I don't like...
Vote like your financial life depends on it . . .
I am probably the poorest monkey on this site.
(you have no idea).
My dumb phone is $7 bucks a month.
it does every thing i need a phone to do.
I am not a 17 year old girl.
what the hell is wrong with all of...
I don't think this a BD's thing.
Can't imagine management doing something so annoying.
They tend to allow members to annoy each other.
deep fat @ 375º for 9 minutes.
golden brown disgusting.
Nothing better than a big smile on a little kid.
there should be an AWESOME button.
do your own science . . . two pair of vice grips and a best friend.
wrap your best knot against your opponent.
vice grip on the hook and pull....
Twice I have had a kid interested in what I was up to.
9 to 11 years old.
'here is how to cast, how to dig sand crabs . . . "
And I give him...
I do a bunch of surf fishing.
Just know gear will not last.
Think sand paper.
Layers of information.
All wrapped up with a pretty bow and hand delivered.
Smelt_one plj46 datguyjoe Statistico
once upon a time I was a stupid kid.
so easy for me to spend your money. :D
A 7 year old 26 footer with paperwork.
Spent wisely, a life time of Ho'ing.
45 killo dollars = 10 years of top notch trips.
Fuel . . . check
Bait . . . yep
License . . . whatever
could be you wasted over an hour of THEIR time because you think rules don't apply to you ?
Let's say you just follow the rules ?
100 days per year x (+/-) 4 hours per session.
Sand destroys tools, even with the best maintenance.
I have no emotional attachment to my...
Once upon a time there were no pens and we still caught fish.
prove you are not Dalik . . .
can't be too careful.
Time And Relative Dimension In Space.
so, how is the fishing next Thursday ?
Doctor Who ???
you bunch of butt holes
This is not going the direction I expected.
Buy the cheapest reel you can find.
Spinner, not bait caster.
Buy the longest, whippiest stick that costs less than $38.ºº
Surf gear lasts ONE...
I did some graphics on the rear flank of a sail boat a long time ago.
Would have been nice if he had parked the boat like this.
any knot you use . . . leave it just short of cranked down hard.
let the fish tighten the knot solid.
Am I a dork ?
I went to fifth grade.
Subtract color you get black, not "invisible".
Fish bite flash when they are hungry.
I missed a boat ride years and years ago.
Paid my share anyway.
It is a little about the money, more about letting your buddies...
Was that a three hour tour ? a three hour tour ?
Did the weather start getting rough ? Was the tiny ship tossed ?
See where I am going with this,...
Obviously a Bimini Twist will not work on a dry fly in a Montana creek.
Learn knots by using knots.
There are so many to choose from.
Do a knot battle.
Tie a hook at each end of three feet of line with two different knots.
Keep going with different knots until there is...
You totally captured the American Spirit.
Do some simple tests and report back.
If you have a friend, both of you wrap a knot and pull like drunkin' monkies.
One of you will win each...
My best friend in high school was Kevin Ward. No relation whatsoever to the dead guy.
We raced at Speedway 117. (near brown field) My friend, not...
Plan ahead like everyone else.
Take your chances.
If you want to fish at the last minute it is like air travel.
Pay FIRST CLASS. You will get on...
Run as far and as fast as you can.
She wants this to be easy and comfortable for herself.
She wants things to happen on her terms.
It is over....
Fish guts . . . people are stupid.
is it winter already ?
It is like explaining color to someone born blind.
It has nothing to do with any of that.
It is internal and systemic.
I call it 'thought cancer'.
Fish or Crew ?
Took me a moment to get what you are saying.
Depression is treatable. (personal experience.)
One simple phone call and the professionals go out...
Clean as you go.
When you see scales building up, wipe them off with a damp cloth.
Spend a few minutes to figure out which way they are going and go set up there.
My first computer was an Altair 8088, I love a manual transmission.
the new reels are kinda nice. :)
. . . and they all lived happily ever after.
this is the kind of thing that spins wildly out of control.
A broken boat on the water is not like a bum at the intersection begging for a dollar.
You stop and see what's up.
Glad you made it back in with only a bummer story to tell.
People can be disappointing.
Bet it weighs a bunch less than it did when the contest ended last year.
I don't know what to say . . .
That is exactly what I am saying. It is an extreme position, not misplaced logic.
I asked... "help me change my opinion" . . .
half a trip ?
why do you think that way ?
life gets no better
woodie and boner
4 6—7-oz. tilapia fillets
3 T achiote paste (available in Latin markets)
3 T Seville orange juice or 1 T lemon juice, freshly squeezed
2 T peanut...
I did not see boobies.
doesn't get much better
the big fish are 100 feet away from the salad.
I can't stop laughing.
there is something special about catching fish from the beach.
I eat the left over bait because I know how to cook.
I would smash those girls so dramatically the neighbors would be jealous.
not for profit.
planting seeds is one thing.
raping and pillaging is another.
help me change my opinion.
rice flower - egg dip - bread crumbs
salt and pepper to taste.
the ocean should not be a commercial resource.
they take take take take.
If you live in OK, you don't have a right to sushi grade tuna....
BULL SHIT . . . that is not possible.
I do not believe you.
that is insane.
that can not happen.
You are pissed off. I get it.
dude, I'll buy you a bottle of prune juice.
"Internet Bitches of SD"
gimme a free tee shirt
© all yours
I am going to start cutting myself again
what the heck is a 'salsa maker' ?
I doubt private boaters land more than 5 tons per year.
Drop in the bucket.
We are not the problem.
Hobby fishing is not the problem.
My left knee is toast.
Give Mom a hug for me.
your vote matters.
elect people who will do your work.
it is that simple.
people suck. nothing new.
just want to punch 'um in the throat.
Sorry Lenny . . .
you taste good.
then I hit the language wall.
I heard a bunch about 'commercial' and 'fish'
and they want to establish something.
At the Colorado river forever ago...
She dropped a wallet or something between a boat and the dock.
She went in head first...
to err is human, to fuck up is unacceptable.
This one time at band camp.....
(omage to Brandon)
straight Ande grey.
20# or 30# line.
You will out fish anyone if you stay at it.
once upon a time we just went fishing
need a full frontal pic of 'MOM'
. . . this started happening last Thursday.
Yep, kids playing ball in the street you stop and wait,
but, if they run out and get hit . . .
you still feel bad.
Highest price, lowest cost. Capitalism.
Business side of things. That is why you have a job.
Vote your conscious.
Any more direct I would have...
gill nets are the nuclear bomb of fishing.
it should never be deployed.
pretty damn cool
huh . . .
I am a lot of things, but never vague.
don't twist my words
not what I was saying
I will never pay more for something I can get for less.
I also vote properly.
think about it.
Glad I am reading your report and not an "official" report.
(like 'we can't find the bodies" report.)
summnu bitch - you are gunna have nightmares.
the problem is commercial, not private hook and line.
get rid of vacuum boats and the problem is gone.
remember to vote and protest.
if a statistical variance is the difference between landing and loosing a fish...
or you could just fill up the reel.
I am a Mopar dude, but, that is nice.
life is good
I love you.
how is the game going ?
45 meters of line is not the difference between landing and loosing a fish.
You want a reel that feels good to you.
what it's about.
LA smells like oil derricks.
Catfish tastes like mud.
I have opinions.
Y'all know I live to stir shit, right?
I have never went on a boat that was headed North from San Diego.
throttle back to once a day.
I can bring those numbers down pretty quick.
well done dad !
If you have a radio and flotation accessories, go for it.
All about bravado.
(fishdope is freaking awesome)
I'm gunna ban all you dudes.
FishDope is the lipstick on the pig.
God damn that site is awesome !!!
sayin' Mexico is unpredictable ???
I hear FishDope rocks.
Still waiting for my password, Ali.
Steve ? Billy ?
Is the boat painted white ?
love it when people hint at superior knowledge.
(remember to wash your hands after you finish pleasuring yourself.)
hundred thirty seven astronomical units ?
hey . . . there is Glenn also.
get on the boat that fits your schedule.
I love Mexico and love Mexicans.
Further you get from the main road the better.
Spent a bunch of time deep south in my twenties....
Mexico has been, and is, a disaster of a country.
It is ALWAYS the fault of management. ALWAYS.
Mexico is fucked upside down.
Mexico is a...
glub gub blah gug . . . channel 16, right ?
you are draining all of the fun out of this thread.
This is why our government needs to be overthrown.
(stuff it up your ass, NSA)
VOTE LIKE YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT....
all I needed to hear.
Not official until it is on the rod wrapping forum.
What's up with bluefin in Mexico ?
someone should start a thread about this . . .
I miss Stan.
Hook fish = good (you and me)
Net fish = Fuck you (industry)
every one worth a crap has done way worse.
You all realize how insignificant a few hundred private boats are in the grand scheme
of a corrupt third world country like Mexico ?
None for that reason. Mexico has NEVER been a consistent resource.
Rules change as the wind blows. Just expect the rules of the game to...
A pier is for fishing...
otherwise it is just half a bridge.
I just looked at the pictures.
that's pretty cool.
not me, right ?
scraped ? . . . could have sworn you said scrapped.
the tsunami was not as bad as expected
all cash - no questions
The only difference is the number of people involved.
also look up . . . Delusion.
I would pay her to kill my buffalo.
(yes, a crude double entandre)
I hate Ridout for professional reasons.
Methylene Chloride (dichloroethane) for bonding acrylic.
That sounds nasty. :D
20# grey Ande.
Keep a fresh bait in the water.
It is really that simple.
what's a turdway . . .
dumb ass . . .
you are going to borrow $$$ to capture this turd.
I'm a donkey. :D
explain that one . . .
I have this invention I call a wheel. . . .
it's gonna be big.
Plenty of room and one of those rear view mirror Christmas tree de-oderizor cardboard things.
My neighbors have stopped complaining for 'some...
I would have pushed them down into the basement and killed them.
(crap . . . where's the delete button ?)
3. Contest ended . . . Once Upon a Time.
three thumbs up
Motor down to Imperial Beach.
You will be all alone.
Gasoline is a pretty severe solvent.
Next tank full will wash out any gum.
Filters and general maintenance.
You will be fine.
Brandon told me Jason loves 12" in the ass end.
She gets a share of everything you catch, right ?
You are a hero.
You will never forget that.
simply needed to be done and you did it.
(got any pics of mom and...
Thank You . . . :D
what da . . . :rofl:
Love it !
thus taking the fish on a doubled trace.
The Mobius Strip Knot.
I am 52 now. Almost sunk when I was 13.
I was clawing at the surface.
Didn't make a sound.
My feet finally touched the...
How do you know this ???
That's the one.
I was running 2000 Pro dual processor until my nephew needed one more free song...
funny how kids take no responsibility for their actions.
"Here is the difference between a blue whale and a person"
Can't predict art.
(I do art for a living).
Looks good to me.
If you don't know what you want,
hit the local swap meet.
Fish are hungry.
There is a knot that leaves a loop around the eye of a hook.
I don't know the name.
It gives the bait some freedom to swim....
I just don't want o'someone to bomb you with a drone missile.
never know anymore.
(nothing to see here... NSA)
Flying a drone for profit is a crime per FAA over reach.
That is how [email protected] up it is.
Your films are awesome. (OMG, I just said 'film')
They also have disposable clothing.
Bring tones of socks. WM has 'em for $7.00 a dozen. 3 changes per day.
Take care of your feet. <--- Good...
Make your offer based on how much it will cost you to replace the motor.
(your offer could be charge him $300 to haul it away for him.)
He sez "one of a kind"
(might be talking about whoever buys it)
Global Climate Change.
We're all gonna die again.
Can't give away all the secrets.
send me a PM.
Age x height / pi . . . (:D)
If the fish pops off it's because you dicked up the knot.
my brain hurts.
Looks like a plastic bucket.
What am I missing ?
I am a simple man, go easy on me.
I would say you are lying.
Three pounds of dynamite is the answer to every question.
You people are fucking crazy.
Salt water, splash of soy sauce and some lemon zest.
Give it a day. Pat dry.
Smoke with your favorite wood till it turns into jerkey.
Someone needs a diaper change.
Might be time to get the meds readjusted.
I know what it's like.
Fat fish. Pretty girls.
Doesn't get any better.
This is why we can't have nice things.
Will you take $460 ?
(also, I need to get rid of a body. PM me . . . )
My back hurts just reading that.
I use a swap meet special 5 foot graphite stick with a Shimano Bantem 1000.
People point and laugh. (they should shut up and fish)
this one time at band camp . . .
. . . wait, my shrink said I should stop telling this story..
"you bastard !"
DO NOT buy a boat.
I turned old a few years ago.
This is what life is about.
well . . .
Amazing how fast things can go from bad to disaster.
Glad you are here to tell the story.
Someone send me a PM...
Just such a man thing.
And you posted it. Awesome.
Home brew is the most delicious fluid on the planet.
('till you dick up the finishing sugar and the bottles grenade.)
I would rather jack off with a fist full of roofing nails.
I am exactly as dumb as I appear to be.
Why is your palm bruised ?
What the hell is a 'tuna crab' ?
Am I biting an un-baited hook here ?
Worst last meal ever.
Pop the kerning between the R and A.
Fuckin' shoot me.
Lucky they don't just take your boat and sell it.
Vote early. Vote often. Vote like your life depends on it.
There will always be a long line...
Ice, beer, tire pressure...
you're going to forget something.
Heard a firefighter say it was hard to fight
because boats are designed to keep water out.
CNN or something.
Get your check from Geico and carry...
If it fits in their mouth they eat it.
They spend their entire life eating whatever gets close.
They only taste a hook once.
Dude, I can't stop laughing.
It is that simple.
Another thing . . .
AIR FREIGHT. It is at the corner of the airport.
How much money and time do you want to spend?
re-install the towel rack.
Do not say . . . just do.
sometimes they say not to do things because it's stupid.
other times they are wrong.
Way better than staying home.
Can't wait to hear your tale of adventure.
I do the jokes..... :mad:
I think we need a government funded double blind study to determine once and for all
how people feel about this. :D
It would be fun to have both...
Fun fun fun.
And cool pics.
Like many fishermen, the moon is not all that bright.
Last time I didn't go fishing, I didn't catch anything.
Thanks Rob. I put your new link in the top post.
Fresh bait and persistence beats hi-tech gear every time.
Be thankful a kid wants to go fishing with you dudes.
Think BIG picture.
There is no upper limit. Hold on tight.
I rinse off and blow dry. (air compressor, not hair drier.)
A reel is just a tool like any other tool.
I know we think they are special. They are...
I pump steel like a mad man. Left hand.
Sometimes I switch up. Just not the same.
Keep posting in dead threads.
Phase Linear 200 Amplifier and Pre-amp combo. (ca. 1985)
(4) JBL 750 speakers.
Carpet on the walls.
All the other shit is...
I saw this episode of Doctor Who.....
KY, Astro Lube, Vaseline.
Vote for this to end...........
The entire marching band is out of step... not you.
Thank You... :D
Fish are just as dumb as ever.
I like your list.
Spool up with fresh mono.
(I like 25# grey Ande.)
You came here to complain about ass holes ???
Retail is service not product.
Service was always an after thought in yesterdays economy.
There was never enough local competition to make anyone...
The odds of catching fish rise dramatically when you actually go fishing.
Replace it now. It is fucked up.
Wanna fix it now or latter ?
Latter is a bad choice.
phone # ???
That sent shivers up my spine.
Love sucks if you bargain right.
Asking the question makes you an awesome dad.
You will be fine and others on the boat will be happy to help
when they see what is going on.
Smoke it till it flakes. DRY. (shark, not shit)
Add to pasta. As FLAVOR.
Ever eat crickets ???
They taste nutty.
All about subtle notes.
I get it now.
Don't blame the fish for your lack of cooking skill.
Everything has a flavor.
I can make Brussels sprouts taste good. Talent.
Fish need to eat to stay alive.
Sounds like an episode of Doctor Who.
Once upon a time there were half a billion Buffalo.
What the hell could possibly go wrong ???
Why don't every MFG'r understand this ???
Taste good... you're gettin' eaten...
Bring a butt load of lube.
Loosen up on the grip...
I never watched 'Two Girls and a Cup".
I have enough nightmares on my own.
I like game meat. I don't question it's origin.
Killing mammals is murder,
Fuck you. :urno1:
Got a dorsal spine square in the end of my big toe once.
(Don't wear sandals in bum-fuk-nowhere Mexico. There is no medical...
Am I forming the correct image ???
Fold it into a triangular cocoon and duct tape the shit out of it ???
Spinning a web.
I got dizzy because all the blood rushed away from my brain.
She should have that growth looked at.
I have never heard 'south shores' before. Don't know what that is.
There is a wide ramp and a short dock. (?)
Bass fishing in the eel grass ¼...
Dogs are better than people.
I also have a box.
Glorieta Bay on the Coronado side, foot of the bridge. Adds 15 minutes to your trip,
but, no hassle.
Worth a look.
I'll need a limo...
The water around Whidbey is fast and swirly.
My Bro-in-Law was stationed there. A-6 noise. Awesome stuff. Oak Harbor.
Fished Deception Pass in a...
D) you are a whinny bitch.
Everything else... :eek:
You just made it worse.
A circle hook dose not get 'set'.
The fish whacks it's self in the jaw.
The hell kind of stupid freak are you ?
'J' and 'circle' are two entirely different things.
It is impossible to fish one like the other.
That is awesome.
Add some Vanda and phalaenopsis orchids in the shadows,
wire them in up high.
Cymbidium orchids near the ground.
Color catches fishermen.
Swim catches fish.
I stay up nights thinking about this shit.
This has special meaning for me because I live on Corvina Street in IB.
Carry on . . .
STFU and go fishing.
When did boys buying fishing poles become the equivalent of girls buying purses ?
Nobody doesn't :loverz: Tommy.
'specially Zimmern. (I'll never get over that.)
8' to 12' sounds like surf fishing.
If that is the case, buy the cheapest stick off the shelf.
It will only last two or three seasons, if you...
Suddenly, I'm not the biggest dick on the internet anymore.
No it won't. :D
Charter Master is management. Stay out of the game.
Life is full of rules.
I give change to strangers. You can tell who needs it and who does not.
Would not bother me to shoot someone square in the chest if needed....
They earn their living out there, all on their own.
Even when we aren't watching.
Can't blame them for wanting to eat desert.
Back in MY DAY, seals would high pressure swim away from a boat.
They knew there was going to be a KER-POW seal bomb.
It's called a brain.
I thought the happy face was smacking the cow on the twat. No ? :deadhorse
Freakin' Rorschach test.
I took pot twice in my early twenties.
Gave me an anxiety attack both times.
Guess I'm allergic. (?)
Did any of you read the story ?
It's environmental terrorism.
The young guys don't understand why we love them.
The old men know why we do.
I may have been trailing feathers.
Quite a few hookups.
(I think I now own the record for 'thumbs down').
We're all gunna die again. Sucks.
Most is 50% +1.
By definition most is more than less
Not saying the kids are worthless.
They keep the deck clean.
More than most do...
Nobody works as a deck monkey while working on their Master Degree.
People make choices. Failure is an option.
"Let me stick your fish in the...
I never say anything I don't mean.
If it's not an old school sticker, just do the 'air reel' thing.
(not a real guess)
Deck hands are seaborne waiters.
$20 bucks a day for them to share is the life they have chosen.
Stay in school, kids.
Not interested, but, let me know anyway.
Get skunked two trips in a row with him now.
Stick him with the gaff for fun.
I hate your dumb bastard friend.
You and Zimmern was the best TV ever.
You just ruined your buddy. Hope you are proud of yourself now. :D
Tie two different knots at each end of a short line and pull until it gives.
Try a new knot on the losing end. Keep going.
Work your way up...
I should have listened.
Next throw. I went back, back, back, back ...
turned around to chase the disk.
Instantly SMACKED face first into a...
Will I get flamed if I disagree ?
No shit. We're not here to have fun, right ? (jack-off icon).
Ages ago . . . Pink Floyd at the Murf ...
Friends and I were playing Frisbee in...
Wtides is a FREE open source based program that I have used for years.
Just can't explain how awesome it is....
Compare moon phase with a tide chart.
The key is the tide, not the light. (my opinion).
Sorry . . . just playing with you.
Use the ignition switch or separate toggle switches to fire a relay(s).
Let the relay(s) handle the load.
Is that what you are asking?
It is called adventure.
If I had two nickles to rub together and my knee didn't have me walking in circles,
I would be all into this.
This one looks like a watercolor.
I would advise against popping a cap in a sharks ass IN YOUR BOAT.
Yum . . .
salt and pepper, squeeze of lime.
ragin' hot grill.
He is NOT DEAD !!!!!!!!!!!
I don't pray.
Feel for you.
Brandon would love that.
Thumb and forefinger.
Yank out the gills.
All the boats are different.
None are 'best'
My great nephew is seven years old. He understands what I said.
If it grows rust you failed to clean it properly.
I hear a banjo playing.
Uncle Dad scraped his dick on the magazine.
That's why it is news.
this drone cost more than my boat...
Babies don't care.
Put him in a furry onezie and turn him loose to scrub the deck.
I like 20# grey Ande for everything within 3 hours.
Rust ??? Oxidation Reduction ???
If your guides trash up there is no cure.
Baking soda and a tooth brush ?!?!?
Buy quality, not K-mart...
Your lady is a keeper.
once upon a time I did design / build R/C aeronautic scale model aircraft.
Balsa wood, servos and radio control.
Just a matter of time until...
I use 20# grey Ande line.
Mono like a real man.
Inshore is 20# grey Ande mono.
Don't need to make any excuse for that.
Fish don't ever know the difference.
They only get hooked once....
I so want to art that wall.
Some people thing wild mammals taste 'gamey' and they soak the meat in milk
so it tastes more like generic store bought flesh.
A lot of the time...
Take away what a tragic scene that is and you have a spectacular photo.
Mono is quick and easy to use.
It has worked for a long time.
It did not stop working just because there are other options...
Copy the questions . . .
1. For how long have you been lobster fishing?
2. What is your level of education? (underline one)
Did I miss something ???
Swam away straight down and motionless.
I'm sure it will be fine.
Pick the boat that matches your schedule.
If we had a good pair of binoculars we could leave that damn helicopter at home.
I emailed you a completed survey.
On April 20, he told me he was just taking a little break from posting on BD.
That was AWESOME
:rofl: . . . nothing
So my PM suddenly makes sense now? :D
It falls apart in post #1 and goes down hill from there.
I wanna see it. :D
I am proud of myself for not having an opinion on this.
Walk North a ¼ mile.
The water is too weird near the jetties.
The other thread was deleted by the OP because he found a rod.
It is now un-deleted for your viewing pleasure.....
@ 1:09 ...
"... hold the rod down . . . that's why ..."
That's a creative idea. I like it.
Marco's in I.B.
Always make the next cast. :D
Fun to catch fish on stuff you make yourself.
Imagine if they had alcohol.
Sqidder 500, grey 30# mono.
I pick Lewis Hamilton for the win.
Coronado side of the bay.
North side of the bridge.
There is a gaggle of boats resting at buoy.
Tons of bass in the ell grass.
Don't tell anyone.
Go to Vegas, put it all on Black. Spin the wheel.
Take me fishing with you.
Bring bolt cutters.
Count out eight poles then start chomping the rest of them in half.
Let them call the DFG.
That's a fantasy.:rofl:
Call your congress person now.
They fix this kind of stuff.
I salute your dad.
Apparently I can vote more than once. :D
Dog looks ready for action.
That was hard to read.
I love you guys.
That's what it all comes down to.
Thread is cheap. Razor blade will scrub off practice.
I have a 5 foot graphite bass rod wrapped with 22 AWG copper wire.
There is no way to do...
Jump in with both feet and all three hands.
Like sex, you're already addicted.
You'll get better at it over time.
we're all going to die . . . AGAIN ???
It's like Y2K all over.
Remember how we all died last time ?
and the time before...
and before that ?
just dickin' with you guys.
carry on . . .
When I get bored, I ban someone.....
All the other kids are just jealous.
Yep . . . sarcasm.
Sometimes it is hard to see. Always assume sarcasm from me.
I lived in WA for a year. Yelm. Good Lord.
Why does everyone...
I am amazed that Indians and humans think salmon is their possession.
Shoot the Buffalo up, rape the salmon.
Fight over the scraps.
I don't even care when the kids are on my lawn anymore.
This is like a 7th grade dance party.
If you want girls here you need to not focus on titties.
Just sounds wrong.
Needs to be a better way.
Love it ...
Call me a dick.
This screams of internet falsehood.
Correct me if you have proof.
I will always succumb to real proof.
Never, ever, to...
15 twenty pound guys ???
Smuggling babies ?
(I didn't read past that post.)
I have actually missed the water before.
That does not look like any boat yard I've ever seen.
Someone is having a bad day.
If you show up and management isn't there, just take the boat out on your own.
They typically hide the keys behind the visor.
Ha, that's a great idea.
Then you are good.....
Look around at trailers next time you launch.
There are a bunch of strange things that seem to work just fine.
A few decades ago, while hooping lobster along that stretch,
I'm sure I caught a glimpse of that boat out of the corner of my eye...
Bait included ?
I meant 'surf' not 'ocean'.
Light line + kelp = loss
As long as the 'U' bolts don't rust out, you'll probably be just fine.
Plus the boat will be WAY back in the water to launch and recover.
" research "
I saw this episode of Doctor Who...
Seriously... just the deposit so far, right?
Sometimes it's fun to just watch.
I really like your logo.
I am a sign artist.
I don't hand out complements at random.
I am going to do a side by side test this weekend.
One pole with, one without.
In the mean time, my 7 year old great nephew and I are playing...
And learn to back up a trailer.
Make yourself valuable.
Not always about cash...
Over pay and wash the boat.
$175 will get you invited back.
WASH THE BOAT !!!
I love nostalgia.
Remember when you could call someone's mom a whore on Tuesday
and then answer an open call for a Ho on Thursday, same dude, no harm no foul ?
:rolleyes::D and :gay:
Keep it civil.
Separate names with a comma.