You had me at Fleshlight..........
I'm still in shock.
Get a Fleshlight instead of a wife.
You'll be glad you did.
Rest In Peace Arnie.
You were an outstanding gentleman.
Nice to meet you Kevin.
Glad we could lend you a hand.
That John Casey guys is always out there making the beaches safe again.
Congrats again on...
Tri Flow Teflon spray is what you should use.
You said you would talk about what we use on your back door......... WTF?
50 gallons of KY, Asstro-glide, or Analeaze should do the trick.
Chad is the man!
I thought the 1st rule on BD was "Any whining, bitching, or complaining and you'll get gay porn sent to your email"
Captain Curt aka "Cooter" said to tell everyone hi.
[ATTACH] And doing well..........
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