Sex in the Dark........

Discussion in 'Jokes Forum' started by Captain Curt, Jul 3, 2006.

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  1. Captain Curt
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    There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they
    made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light.

    Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She
    figured she would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night,
    while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic
    session, she turned on the lights.
    She looked down. and saw her husband was holding a
    battery-operated leisure device... a vibrator! Soft, wonderful and
    larger than a real one.

    She went completely ballistic. "You impotent bastard," She
    screamed at him, "how could you be lying to me all of these years?
    You better explain yourself!"

    The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:
    "I'll explain the toy . . . you explain the kids."
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  3. Kingfish
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  4. inSTANt bendo
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    My wife laughed!

    That shit makes me think..............
  5. Kingfish
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    You've been hanging around Brandon toooooooooooooo long!!

    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
  6. fishnfool
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    :rofl: Good one Bro!
  7. Az.monkey
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