Santa Monica 8/23 Best/Worst Surf Report

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  1. jscrib

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    Don't really post my surf fishing reports here but I thought you perverts might like this one. :drunk

    Had to hit the beach. Been a week since I've been down there so I rigged up a grub and headed down around 630p to find ugly water and lot's of weeds. Tide didn't help either. Oh well, started walking north and found a couple of spots in close that held some dink perch. No fish, just tail grabs. Start walking back south and hook what was probably a nice corb but the hook pulled. Landed one little perch but other than that the fishing sucked.

    The good news, periodically on this strip of beach I will see girls doing photo shoots. Rare but it does happen. Anyway, when I started walking back south this girl shows up in a one piece suit and starts posing for the camera. Very pretty girl I might add. Doing to whole model thing, ass out, chin forward. I keep "fishing". : farmer :

    Well, it gets better. After sometime she pulls the top part of her one piece down and puts on a very see through shirt and proceeds to get into the water so that it's wet. Basically topless. I keep "fishing". (and looking) :drunk

    Managed to snap a couple of photos but they suck like me.

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    Went home not minding the one fish night.

    j
     
  2. KC Kevin

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    Wheres Keenfish and his killer gear when you need him? :D
     
  3. SAGE

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    :jerkoff:
     
  4. ZZZZZ

    ZZZZZ natural born jig slingers

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    Hay does someone have some type of special software and can zoom in on this?

    :boobies: :720icon:
     
  5. Johnnyfish

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    Scribby you kill me. LOL
     
  6. johnybass

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    :) Dude, i've always loved your reports and humor, but, your gonna have to take a photo class, or get a better camera. I know you strive for good work. Please do better next time.

    Rob
     
  7. jscrib

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    hahahaha, honestly they were so open about her being half nude I almost asked if I could take a picture with her.

    The pictures I took I was trying to be stealthy. Result, shitty photos.

    j
     
  8. SMOKEY

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    Hey Jason stop beating it for a second next time so we all can enjoy it...........you greedy happy ending bastard.
     
  9. sinjin

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    Can't get away from you Jason. lol jk. Nice report.
     
  10. jscrib

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    :FU:

    If that pisses you off then good. You need to have some thick skin over here. Other than that, you're on your own. Also, this is a great site so don't blow it.


    j
     
  11. squidproquo

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    Looks like you may have spewed on the lens in the first photo, next time wipe it off, and the lens too :jo: :jerkoff:
     
  12. sinjin

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    Let's not bring the drama from allcoast here. I never asked of anything from you did I? My fault. Oh please. Don't bring that blame Sinjin mentality here. Have you read Marc Coopers reply? If not, I strongly advise you to. With that said, peace from my part. Hope you do likewise.
     
  13. Limits

    Limits Fish or Die!

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    Zoom lens!!!!

    :jo: :jo: :jo:
     
  14. tcortez

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    I don't know you personally but the image of a guy trying to be "stealthy" while wearing a "WHALE COCK" hat just doesn't seem real [fill in the blank].

    She was probably having a good laugh at your expense. On the other hand, celebrities get restraining orders against people for a lot less than being "stealthy" and taking photos.

    Just hav'n fun. You go brother!! Don't let "society's" norms deter you. LOL.

    Bloody Deck's appreciates good fishing posts - throw in a photos w/ skin (that you took yourself!!) and you have a captive audience. I hope the word "captive" doesn't excite you - another of society's hangups.

    Keep posting here - we need your expertise. I'm sure somebody here can help with your photography.
     
  15. jscrib

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    And that is what I do. Have fun, fish and get :drunk .

    Man this has been a wierd past couple of weeks. Can't wait til Friday and my two day.

    j
     
  16. ZZZZZ

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    Iam sorry but I have witnessed and kept my mouth shut but dude you suck and thats all I can say about it. I have never in my life seen someone cause so much drama and trouble EVER. If you thought you got a bad wrapp for being a kook someone else and banned just wait unitl your colors shine over here.

    IMO BEAT IT KOOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    BTW: I don't need one of your thousand word selective quoting replies.

    Just warning my fellow BD'ers
     
  17. jscrib

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    Marc is a fucking tool. And once again you missed the point. And this isn't about posting spots.

    j
     
  18. ZZZZZ

    ZZZZZ natural born jig slingers

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    We might get some shit for this but you and I both know what this fag is capable of.
     
  19. Limits

    Limits Fish or Die!

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    I wasn't going to say anything, but glad somebody spoke up.

    Limits
     
  20. KC Kevin

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    Thanks Brad. Ignore list seems appropriate given your sound advice.
     

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