new movie

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  1. edirsirch
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    Stephen Spielberg is casting for a new film based around the great composers
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    He calls Stallone, Arnie, Bruce Willis and Seagal into his office to hear who they would like to play. <o:p></o:p>

    "Well," started Stallone, "I've always admired Mozart. I would love to play him." <o:p></o:p>


    "Chopin has always been my favourite, and my image would improve if people saw me playing the piano" said Willis. "I'll play him." <o:p></o:p>


    "I've always been partial to Strauss and his waltzes," said Segal. "I'd like to play him." <o:p></o:p>


    Spielberg was very pleased with these choices. "Sounds splendid." Then, looking at Schwarzenegger, he asked, "Who do you want to be, Arnold?"
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  2. Stanley
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    Funny. How's the fishing over there this time of year?
  3. edirsirch
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    HI STAN,
    THE FISHING IS GOOD NOW, WE STILL HAVE SUMMER FISH THAT ARE HUNGRY PLUS THE WINTER FISH MOVING IN , ONLY PROBLEM IS THE WEATHER . I NORMALLY STOW THE BOAT COME THE MIDDLE OF OCT.
    BUT THIS TIME OF THE YEAR I LIKE TO GET OUT ON THE FIELDS WITH MY METAL DETECTOR ,
    CHRIS
  4. Smudge
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    Roman coins your draw or war trinkets? Your area had a lot of Roman traffic yeah?

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