My buddy calls me late last night and ask to come over since he thinks he broke his Zygomatic(cheekbone). He shows up a few minutes later and tells me what happened. Apperantly, after we got back from fishing at 1pm on sunday, he went home to drop off his 4yellows. He picked up some taco bell along the way. After putting aways his fish he was crossing the parking lot to go throw away the fish guts. Suddenly a car zooms by almost hitting him. (Now here is wher the lack of intelligence kicks in). He grabs the rest of his burrito and throws it at the back windshield of the car(mistake #1). The Simoan guy driving gets out (mistake #2)pissed and pull out a golf club(mistake #3) and tells hiom to clean up his car. My buddy refused to do so(mistake #4) and throws the open bag of fish guts on the guy(mistake #5). Needles to say he got his ass kicked(the simoan guy didnt even have to use the golf club). Anyways he shows up at my house with the left side of his face completly purple. I press on his checkbone and feel it loose. So we go to my work and I get an XRay, I tell him he needs to go get seen but refuses to do so...man this guys is my buddy, but damn he is stupid....at least he can catch fish.