I googled "Find Chuck Norris"...

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  1. Gil Marlin

    Gil Marlin World Peace? Visualize Using Your Turn Indicator

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    and pressed "I'm feeling lucky"... :D
     
  2. captainpound

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    Run, before he finds you
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  3. Gil Marlin

    Gil Marlin World Peace? Visualize Using Your Turn Indicator

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    Chuck Norris went to the Virgin Islands...


    Now they are just called "The Islands"...
     
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    Superman wears Chuck Norris underoos
     
  5. chuck norris

    chuck norris just turn the handle

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  6. chuck norris

    chuck norris just turn the handle

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  8. chuck norris

    chuck norris just turn the handle

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    Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
     
  9. Gil Marlin

    Gil Marlin World Peace? Visualize Using Your Turn Indicator

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    You have $5.00...

    Chuck Norris has $5.00...

    Chuck Norris has more money than you do...
     
  10. chuck norris

    chuck norris just turn the handle

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    Chuck Norris made Ellen Degeneres straight.
     
  11. Gil Marlin

    Gil Marlin World Peace? Visualize Using Your Turn Indicator

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    I never thought the real Chuck Norris would post here, I'm honored...

    I have the feeling you know more Chuck Norris jokes than we do too!!! :D
     
  12. thegrau

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    There is no chin under The beard of Chuck Norris, just another fist
     
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    They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
     
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    Chuck norris counted to infinite... TWICE
     
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    Chuck Norris is gay...
     
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    Ultimate Catch One life to live!!

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    Chuck Norris will never die.....Heaven will not take him and Hell is afraid he will take over....:Dynamite:
     
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    CNN, The Chuck Norris Network
     
  20. Gil Marlin

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    Okay... that was funny... :D
     

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