I googled "Find Chuck Norris"...

Discussion in 'Jokes Forum' started by Gil Marlin, Feb 10, 2012.

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  1. Gil Marlin

    and pressed "I'm feeling lucky"... :D
     
  2. captainpound

    Suggestions:

    Run, before he finds you
    Try a different person
     
  3. Gil Marlin

    Chuck Norris went to the Virgin Islands...


    Now they are just called "The Islands"...
     
  4. thegrau

    Superman wears Chuck Norris underoos
     
  5. chuck norris

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  7. yellowfin13x

  8. chuck norris

    Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
     
  9. Gil Marlin

    You have $5.00...

    Chuck Norris has $5.00...

    Chuck Norris has more money than you do...
     
  10. chuck norris

    Chuck Norris made Ellen Degeneres straight.
     
  11. Gil Marlin

    I never thought the real Chuck Norris would post here, I'm honored...

    I have the feeling you know more Chuck Norris jokes than we do too!!! :D
     
  12. thegrau

    There is no chin under The beard of Chuck Norris, just another fist
     
  13. Whiskey

    They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
     
  14. yellowfin13x

  15. Danthefishman

    Chuck norris counted to infinite... TWICE
     
  16. Tues

    Chuck Norris is gay...
     
  17. Whiskey

  18. Ultimate Catch

    Chuck Norris will never die.....Heaven will not take him and Hell is afraid he will take over....:Dynamite:
     
  19. tankSD13

    CNN, The Chuck Norris Network
     
  20. Gil Marlin

    Okay... that was funny... :D