I googled "Find Chuck Norris"...

Discussion in 'Jokes Forum' started by Gil Marlin, Feb 10, 2012.

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  1. Gil Marlin
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    and pressed "I'm feeling lucky"... :D
  2. captainpound
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    Suggestions:

    Run, before he finds you
    Try a different person
  3. Gil Marlin
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    Chuck Norris went to the Virgin Islands...


    Now they are just called "The Islands"...
  4. thegrau
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    Superman wears Chuck Norris underoos
  5. chuck norris
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  7. yellowfin13x
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  8. chuck norris
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    Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
  9. Gil Marlin
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    You have $5.00...

    Chuck Norris has $5.00...

    Chuck Norris has more money than you do...
  10. chuck norris
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    Chuck Norris made Ellen Degeneres straight.
  11. Gil Marlin
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    I never thought the real Chuck Norris would post here, I'm honored...

    I have the feeling you know more Chuck Norris jokes than we do too!!! :D
  12. thegrau
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    There is no chin under The beard of Chuck Norris, just another fist
  13. Whiskey
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    They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
  14. yellowfin13x
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  15. Danthefishman
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    Chuck norris counted to infinite... TWICE
  16. Tues
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    Chuck Norris is gay...
  17. Whiskey
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  18. Ultimate Catch
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    Chuck Norris will never die.....Heaven will not take him and Hell is afraid he will take over....:Dynamite:
  19. tankSD13
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    CNN, The Chuck Norris Network
  20. Gil Marlin
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    Okay... that was funny... :D