horse betting

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  1. tsuribaka-san
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    Mad Wife Disease<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p>
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    >A guy was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked up<o:p></o:p>
    behind<o:p></o:p>
    >him and whacked him on the head with a magazine.<o:p></o:p>
    ><o:p> </o:p>
    >"What was that for?" he asked. "That was for the piece of paper in your<o:p></o:p>
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    >pants pocket with the name Laura Lou written on it," she replied.<o:p></o:p>
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    >"Two weeks ago when I went to the races, Laura Lou was the name of one<o:p></o:p>
    of<o:p></o:p>
    >the horses I bet on," he explained.<o:p></o:p>
    ><o:p> </o:p>
    >"Oh honey, I'm sorry," she said. "I should have known there was a good<o:p></o:p>
    <o:p> </o:p>
    >explanation."<o:p></o:p>
    ><o:p> </o:p>
    >Three days later he was watching a ballgame on TV when she walked up<o:p></o:p>
    and<o:p></o:p>
    >hit him in the head again, this time with the iron skillet, which <o:p></o:p>
    >knocked him out cold. When he came to, he asked, "What the heck was<o:p></o:p>
    that<o:p></o:p>
    >for?"<o:p></o:p>
    ><o:p> </o:p>
    >She replied, "Your horse called."<o:p></o:p>
  2. dru
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    is it me or did the nipple shot vanish?
  3. tsuribaka-san
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    oh no .... the nip is just fine. outdoes the ones the lovely miss johanssen shared with the populace a while back.