Healthcare plan joke

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  1. tinfish

    tinfish Member

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    Hope it aint a repeat


    DIFFERENT HEALTH PLANS
    >
    > A wealthy hospital benefactor was being shown around the hospital.
    > During her tour she passed a room where a male patient was
    > masturbating furiously.
    >
    > "Oh my GOD!" screamed the woman. "That's disgraceful! Why is he
    > doing
    > that?"
    > The doctor who was leading the tour calmly explained, "I'm very
    > sorry
    > that you were exposed to that, but this man has a serious condition
    > where his testicles rapidly fill with semen, and if he doesn't do
    > that at least five times a day, he'll be in extreme pain and his
    > testicles could easily rupture."
    >
    > Oh, well in that case, I guess it's okay," said the woman.
    >
    > As they passed by the very next room, they saw a male patient
    > laying in bed while a nurse performed oral sex on him.
    > Again, the woman screamed, "Oh my GOD! How can THAT be justified?"
    >
    > Again the doctor spoke very calmly: "Same illness, better health
    > plan. "
    >
     
  2. fishnfool

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    so what it is...it's still funny LOL
     

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