Guys, if you ever date a dentist...

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  1. Mischief
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    ...make sure when you break up, you find another dentist to go too! LOL


    http://www.digitaljournal.com/article/323863

    Dentist pulls out all ex-boyfriend's teeth after he dumped her


    The dentist Anna Mackowiak, 34, took revenge on her 45-year-old ex-lover Marek Olszewski, who strangely turned up at her surgery with toothache just a few days after breaking up with her.
    Mackowiak gave Olszewski a heavy dose of anesthetic and then proceeded to pull out all his teeth. She then wrapped his head and jaw in a bandage to stop him opening his mouth. She told him there had been complications during surgery and that he would need to see a specialist.
    Daily Mail reports Mackowiak is being investigated for medical malpractice and abusing the trust of a patient and she could face three years in jail.
    The dentist, who works in Wroclaw, Poland, said: "I tried to be professional and detach myself from my emotions. But when I saw him lying there I just thought, 'What a b******.'"
    The victim said: "I knew something was wrong because when I woke up I couldn’t feel any teeth and my jaw was strapped up with bandages." He continued: "She told me my mouth was numb and I wouldn’t be able to feel anything for a while and that the bandage was there to protect the gums, but that I would need to see a specialist. I didn’t have any reason to doubt her, I mean I thought she was a professional. But when I got home I looked in the mirror and couldn’t f****** believe it. The b**** had emptied my mouth.The new girlfriend has now left me saying she can’t be with a man without teeth. And I’m going to have to pay a fortune on getting indents or something."
    Huffington Post points out that Olszewski made a grave mistake scheduling an appointment with his ex for a toothache. The website comments: "Mackowiak allegedly did what any burned beau with a set of pliers and some anesthetic would do."
    While it may not be right to justify Mackowiak's conduct, Olszewski grossly misjudged by entrusting himself to a woman he had just dumped.

    Read more: http://www.digitaljournal.com/article/323863#ixzz1tXwThFYE




    Lo,.
  2. Saluki
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    You had me at Poland.......... :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
  3. jagerhunchback
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    now you're really off the charts with the prospect of getting a "polish gumby"!!!
  4. ALUMINATOR
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    He should be glad he wasn't going in to get a vasectomy .
  5. Cast Gold
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    He was smart enough not to date his urologist.

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