Geography of a Woman and a Man

Discussion in 'Jokes Forum' started by Saluki, Apr 30, 2012.

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  1. Saluki

    The Geography of a woman
    Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa . Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful!
    Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe . Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value.
    Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain , very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
    Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece , gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
    Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain , with a glorious and all conquering past.
    Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel , has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business.
    Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada , self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.
    After 70, she becomes Tibet . Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages. An adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.

    Between 1 and 80, a man is like Iran , ruled by nuts.
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  3. Gil Marlin

    And I get shit about my jokes... :shake::shake:
  4. Bank Robber

    Its how he says it Gil :rofl:
  5. Saluki

    Maybe you didn't get it.

    I'll PM it to you, this time I'll type s l o w l y .......
  6. simmo13

    That's hilarious. Read it to my gf just now she said "did a man or woman write that?"