DOGS

Discussion in 'Jokes Forum' started by jagerhunchback, Apr 22, 2010.

  1. jagerhunchback

    jagerhunchback MCLMM

    Location:
    sometimes oahu.....mostly iraq occasionally afghan
    Name:
    mike
    Boat:
    25 ft powercat "Crazy Haole"
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    This morning I went to sign my Dogs up for welfare. At first the lady said, "Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare". So I explained to her that my Dogs are unemployed, lazy, can't speak English and have no frigging clue who their Daddys are. They expect me to feed them, provide them with housing and medical care, and feel guilty because they are dogs.

    So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify. My Dogs get their first checks Friday.

    Damn this is a great country.
     

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  2. cksea

    cksea <*}}}<

    Location:
    SD
    Name:
    Chad
    Boat:
    15 Hobie
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    True Story
     
  3. fatmatt

    fatmatt I'm Over It

    Location:
    Carlsbad
    Name:
    Matt
    Boat:
    22.5 Edge Water EX
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    and you only have 4 dogs...!?
     
  4. frijolitos

    frijolitos cause I eat alot of beans

    Location:
    left coasting and on the slide
    Name:
    Kurt
    Boat:
    23 grady, 16 Lund
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    and it looks like the successfully made it to our side of the river. can you say anchor baby
     

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