Discussion in 'Jokes Forum' started by jagerhunchback, Apr 22, 2010.

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  1. jagerhunchback

    This morning I went to sign my Dogs up for welfare. At first the lady said, "Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare". So I explained to her that my Dogs are unemployed, lazy, can't speak English and have no frigging clue who their Daddys are. They expect me to feed them, provide them with housing and medical care, and feel guilty because they are dogs.

    So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify. My Dogs get their first checks Friday.

    Damn this is a great country.

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  2. cksea

    True Story
  3. fatmatt

    and you only have 4 dogs...!?
  4. frijolitos

    and it looks like the successfully made it to our side of the river. can you say anchor baby