DEFINITIONS FOR ALL THE NOOBS OUT THERE

Discussion in 'Fishing Chit Chat' started by chevelleman, Jun 27, 2007.

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  1. chevelleman
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    I want to try an experiment that if successful should help all us noobs understand your posts and reports better. For all those interested, would you post a term u guys use followed by the definition? Perhaps if it works it can be made into a sticky.

    An example would be something like

    Chicken= Albacore (Hope that's right!)

    You guys get the picture.

    Who can answer this one to start:
    Toads=

    Carry on my salty doggies!!!!
  2. sealskinner
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    Toads= girls at the bar?

    Reacharound=?
  3. speedgoat
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    Wiping yer ass? :confused:

    :D
  4. FishWiz
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    Unlike the dumb replies:

    Toads = any big fish in that category
    Chicken = Albacore
    Biscuit = WSB
    Flattie = Halibut
    Mud Marlin = Bat Ray
    Splitfin = forum we used to have a few years ago before this website got too big and commercialized.
  5. speedgoat
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    You forgot to include fleshlight in that list. ;)
  6. Surfdoc
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    cumsuckinggutterslut = Frank/Waatoosee

    Gagglessbiotch = Misuse

    Dirtycamelfuckinjihadbitchmuthafucker = Gato Gordo

    Coolhelpfulldamnwellhungallthechickswantthisfishkiller = Surfdoc1


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  7. sdfishkiller
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    ponies= dolphin, porpoise

    penguins= albacore

    hippo= bluefin

    carp= striped marlin

    DoDo= dorado

    cow= lg. yellowfin tuna

    mossback= lg. yellowtail

    yellowfin and yellowtail are not the same fish

    turdroller= sandbass or a red headed step child deck hand

    rattlesnake= sculpin

    kelp beds and kelp paDDies are not the same

    kelp PATTY is a drunk toothless Irish whore at any dive bar next to a harbor in the USA.

    ranchero=farmer=you fucked up.
  8. Steve K
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    Oh, that's cool, I like "Ranchero"

    Don't forget Fatsos, those slug Albacore 30 lbs and up.

    Wing Nut = One of the guys on my last trip, (maybe that was me)

    Internet Fisherman = A guy who reads a lot on message boards, has all new bitchen reels and custom rods, but can't fish worth a shit.
  9. roxfisher
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    Gay=95% of the peeps on this board
  10. spike
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    And Donkey is equivalent to, Sealskinner, Chevelleman, Speedgoat, Fishwiz, Sdfishkiller, Surfdoc1, ect..............

    Herm, Mallard, and Duck can also be used
  11. medunn16
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    You make me laugh every morning!LOL

    Thanks Rox!
  12. MacAttack
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    And so close to his birthday - Man, that's cold. :food-smiley-014:
  13. jimdog99
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    LOLLOLLOL

    Classic...

    "Everybodys a little gay." -Big Gay Al
  14. 5150dude
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    OBG = Oldie but goodie
    As in "Didja see the bolt-ons on that OBG?"
  15. Johnnyfish
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    Chrome Bass = Bonito
    Slimer, Slimedog, Slime Stick = Barracuda
    White Sea Bag = Plastic Bag
    Butt Sniffer = Johnny B.
  16. MacAttack
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    Expensive Fishing Gear (female definition): Man Jewelry
  17. Az.monkey
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    Taco meat = bottom fish
  18. ConSeaMate
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    Goat=sheephead
  19. bassspotter
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    Coney Island White Fish - Used condom
  20. turo01
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    I think I understand that grom is some sort of young fisherman. But why grom?