A test at Duke

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  1. GUERO

    GUERO Mansfield to Alijos......

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    This one's for you Chris...............

    At Duke University there were four sophomores taking chemistry and all
    of them had an "A" so far. These four friends were so confident that
    the weekend before finals, they decided to visit some friends and have a
    big party. They had a great time, but after all the hearty partying,
    they slept all day Sunday and didn't make it back to Duke until early
    Monday morning.

    Rather than taking the final then, they decided that after the final
    they would explain to their professor why they missed it. They said
    that they visited friends but on the way back they had a flat tire. As a
    result, they missed the final. The professor agreed they could make up
    the final the next day. The guys were excited and relieved. They
    studied that night for the exam. The professor placed them in separate
    rooms and gave them a test booklet. They quickly answered the first
    problem worth five points. Cool, they thought! Each one in separate
    rooms, thinking this was going to be easy... then they turned the page.

    On the second page was written...

    For 95 points: Which tire?
     
  2. mooningu

    mooningu MLPA S@!& DISTURBER

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    CLASSIC.....:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
     
  3. Dos Locos

    Dos Locos DC4LYFE, RIP Derelict #4

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    DOH!!!!!! But that could be any university..... LOL LOL LOL
     
  4. GUERO

    GUERO Mansfield to Alijos......

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    We know it's Duke, it took 4 of them to change the tire :rofl: :rofl: :nutkick: :nutkick:
     
  5. The Notorious S.U.A

    The Notorious S.U.A Newbie

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    better than my school. Shit it takes 4 SMU students just to call AAA
     
  6. Mikey

    Mikey -.-. --.-

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    LMFAO, Is the teacher on BD?

    he should be.
     
  7. Dos Locos

    Dos Locos DC4LYFE, RIP Derelict #4

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    haters........
     

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