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Aug-24-2005, 10:00 AM #1
- Name
- j
- Boat
- VS
- Occupation
- 5%er, Perch Pounding
- Location
- Santa Monica
- Age
- 43
- Posts
- 69,980
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- 1607
Santa Monica 8/23 Best/Worst Surf Report
Don't really post my surf fishing reports here but I thought you perverts might like this one.
Had to hit the beach. Been a week since I've been down there so I rigged up a grub and headed down around 630p to find ugly water and lot's of weeds. Tide didn't help either. Oh well, started walking north and found a couple of spots in close that held some dink perch. No fish, just tail grabs. Start walking back south and hook what was probably a nice corb but the hook pulled. Landed one little perch but other than that the fishing sucked.
The good news, periodically on this strip of beach I will see girls doing photo shoots. Rare but it does happen. Anyway, when I started walking back south this girl shows up in a one piece suit and starts posing for the camera. Very pretty girl I might add. Doing to whole model thing, ass out, chin forward. I keep "fishing".
Well, it gets better. After sometime she pulls the top part of her one piece down and puts on a very see through shirt and proceeds to get into the water so that it's wet. Basically topless. I keep "fishing". (and looking)
Managed to snap a couple of photos but they suck like me.
Went home not minding the one fish night.
j
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Aug-24-2005, 10:05 AM #2
- Name
- ummm....
- Boat
- 26 Proline WAC
- Occupation
- Professional Guesser
- Location
- Mission Viejo
- Age
- 51
- Posts
- 4,737
- Images
- 10
Re: Santa Monica 8/23 Best/Worst Surf Report
Wheres Keenfish and his killer gear when you need him?
My 26 Proline is for sale! Check it out under Member boats for sale
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Aug-24-2005, 10:11 AM #3
- Name
- shitball
- Boat
- Stringari
- Occupation
- wanker
- Location
- Point Loma / Cardiff
- Age
- 40
- Posts
- 1,966
- Images
- 169
Re: Santa Monica 8/23 Best/Worst Surf Report
:jerkoff:
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Aug-24-2005, 10:15 AM #4
- Name
- Brad Baron
- Boat
- Nada
- Occupation
- Bartender, Tortilla Flats
- Location
- Costa Rica, Playa Dominical
- Posts
- 4,695
- Images
- 995
Re: Santa Monica 8/23 Best/Worst Surf Report
Hay does someone have some type of special software and can zoom in on this?
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Aug-24-2005, 10:40 AM #5
Re: Santa Monica 8/23 Best/Worst Surf Report
Scribby you kill me.

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Aug-24-2005, 12:26 PM #6
- Name
- Rob
- Boat
- Tube
- Occupation
- fish
- Location
- Galveston
- Age
- 37
- Posts
- 282
- Images
- 15
Re: Santa Monica 8/23 Best/Worst Surf Report
Dude, i've always loved your reports and humor, but, your gonna have to take a photo class, or get a better camera. I know you strive for good work. Please do better next time.
Rob
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Aug-24-2005, 02:28 PM #7
- Name
- j
- Boat
- VS
- Occupation
- 5%er, Perch Pounding
- Location
- Santa Monica
- Age
- 43
- Posts
- 69,980
- Images
- 1607
Re: Santa Monica 8/23 Best/Worst Surf Report
hahahaha, honestly they were so open about her being half nude I almost asked if I could take a picture with her.
Originally Posted by johnybass
The pictures I took I was trying to be stealthy. Result, shitty photos.
j
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Aug-24-2005, 02:30 PM #8
- Name
- Asshole
- Boat
- 22 TWIN VEE
- Occupation
- Minuteman
- Location
- ESCONDIDO
- Age
- 40
- Posts
- 1,401
- Images
- 7
Re: Santa Monica 8/23 Best/Worst Surf Report
Hey Jason stop beating it for a second next time so we all can enjoy it...........you greedy happy ending bastard.
Uneducated ditch digger!
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Aug-24-2005, 05:19 PM #9
Re: Santa Monica 8/23 Best/Worst Surf Report
Can't get away from you Jason. lol jk. Nice report.
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Aug-24-2005, 06:09 PM #10
- Name
- j
- Boat
- VS
- Occupation
- 5%er, Perch Pounding
- Location
- Santa Monica
- Age
- 43
- Posts
- 69,980
- Images
- 1607
Re: Santa Monica 8/23 Best/Worst Surf Report
:FU:
Originally Posted by sinjin
If that pisses you off then good. You need to have some thick skin over here. Other than that, you're on your own. Also, this is a great site so don't blow it.
j
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