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    Santa Monica 8/23 Best/Worst Surf Report

    Don't really post my surf fishing reports here but I thought you perverts might like this one.

    Had to hit the beach. Been a week since I've been down there so I rigged up a grub and headed down around 630p to find ugly water and lot's of weeds. Tide didn't help either. Oh well, started walking north and found a couple of spots in close that held some dink perch. No fish, just tail grabs. Start walking back south and hook what was probably a nice corb but the hook pulled. Landed one little perch but other than that the fishing sucked.

    The good news, periodically on this strip of beach I will see girls doing photo shoots. Rare but it does happen. Anyway, when I started walking back south this girl shows up in a one piece suit and starts posing for the camera. Very pretty girl I might add. Doing to whole model thing, ass out, chin forward. I keep "fishing".

    Well, it gets better. After sometime she pulls the top part of her one piece down and puts on a very see through shirt and proceeds to get into the water so that it's wet. Basically topless. I keep "fishing". (and looking)

    Managed to snap a couple of photos but they suck like me.





    Went home not minding the one fish night.

    j

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    Re: Santa Monica 8/23 Best/Worst Surf Report

    Wheres Keenfish and his killer gear when you need him?
    My 26 Proline is for sale! Check it out under Member boats for sale

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    Re: Santa Monica 8/23 Best/Worst Surf Report

    :jerkoff:

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    Re: Santa Monica 8/23 Best/Worst Surf Report

    Hay does someone have some type of special software and can zoom in on this?


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    Re: Santa Monica 8/23 Best/Worst Surf Report

    Scribby you kill me.

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    Re: Santa Monica 8/23 Best/Worst Surf Report

    Dude, i've always loved your reports and humor, but, your gonna have to take a photo class, or get a better camera. I know you strive for good work. Please do better next time.

    Rob

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    Re: Santa Monica 8/23 Best/Worst Surf Report

    Quote Originally Posted by johnybass
    Dude, i've always loved your reports and humor, but, your gonna have to take a photo class, or get a better camera. I know you strive for good work. Please do better next time.

    Rob
    hahahaha, honestly they were so open about her being half nude I almost asked if I could take a picture with her.

    The pictures I took I was trying to be stealthy. Result, shitty photos.

    j

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    Re: Santa Monica 8/23 Best/Worst Surf Report

    Hey Jason stop beating it for a second next time so we all can enjoy it...........you greedy happy ending bastard.
    Uneducated ditch digger!

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    Re: Santa Monica 8/23 Best/Worst Surf Report

    Can't get away from you Jason. lol jk. Nice report.

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    Re: Santa Monica 8/23 Best/Worst Surf Report

    Quote Originally Posted by sinjin
    Can't get away from you Jason. lol jk. Nice report.
    :FU:

    If that pisses you off then good. You need to have some thick skin over here. Other than that, you're on your own. Also, this is a great site so don't blow it.


    j

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