The War lobster fishing on discovery channel

[ooo]

After watching this show I couldnt help but wonder if there is the same heirarchy amonst lobster fishermen here on the westcoast. Seems there must be less lobstermen here than Maine, therefore less animosity. Anybody know?

[PHOTOG]

Its funny, I watched it for a minute but couldnt stand how much the guys were playin it up...C'mon

...you arent fishing king crab on the "Time bandit" in 40foot seas!

....your not 17 nauticle miles NNW of the maverick chunking ice off the bow,

...your not 20 nauticle miles from dutch harbor with tanks full of "red gold"!

....your not working deck for a green first season capt'n named blair who cant keep count of crab.

You are being exploited by the television industry who will just use you till it doesnt boost ratings and then they will find a new "extreme lifestyle-hardcore-something" to make $$$ from.

Okay, im done.

[The Notorious S.U.A]

You are being exploited by the television industry who will just use you till it doesnt boost ratings and then they will find a new "extreme lifestyle-hardcore-something" to make $$$ from.

Okay, im done.

Next on Discovery : Half Day boat warriors
panic ensues when the galley runs out of breakfast burritos

[hotrodtuna]

Its funny, I watched it for a minute but couldnt stand how much the guys were playin it up...C'mon

...you arent fishing king crab on the "Time bandit" in 40foot seas!

....your not 17 nauticle miles NNW of the maverick chunking ice off the bow,

...your not 20 nauticle miles from dutch harbor with tanks full of "red gold"!

....your not working deck for a green first season capt'n named blair who cant keep count of crab.

You are being exploited by the television industry who will just use you till it doesnt boost ratings and then they will find a new "extreme lifestyle-hardcore-something" to make $$$ from.

Okay, im done.

Yup somes it up!

Discovery is.....

[mercerm]

Next on Discovery : Half Day boat warriors
panic ensues when the galley runs out of breakfast burritos

And next Paddy Hunters. Watch as weekend warriors battle it out over a small piece of seaweed in a big ocean.

[PHOTOG]

Or

"battle of the bait barges"

tensions run high as the little guy gets mad when a sporty cuts him in line and he dont understand why people dont bow to him in his new bayliner that he towed from laguna with his mercedes SUV.

[Afry]

How about "Hoop net hell"

I swear, if that Bottom Line dude gets in my way ONE more time I'm goin try that flour bag trick....Then I'm goin weld his bait cages shut!

[The Notorious S.U.A]

Or

"battle of the bait barges"

tensions run high as the little guy gets mad when a sporty cuts him in line and he dont understand why people dont bow to him in his new bayliner that he towed from laguna with his mercedes SUV.

why's it gotta be laguna?

[PHOTOG]

You know damn well why it is laguna.

[Bottom Line]

How about "Hoop net hell"

I swear, if that Bottom Line dude gets in my way ONE more time I'm goin try that flour bag trick....Then I'm goin weld his bait cages shut!

Hey now, you salmon headed fucker!

(BTW - got the new nets in production - should be finished in a couple weeks)