I read your story and am truly and deeply concerned for your well being and safety out there on the seas. Heres some advise. Instead of taking 3 or 4 hot chicks in bikinis out fishing, get yourself a few beer bellied fish smelling pals of yours to go along and Bingo the coasites will never mess with you unless you call them.

Hell works for me, anyhow, he he

Your concerned fellow fishermen