Originally Posted by gonetobaja
Im not just a guide, Im a financial adviser also. I break down my clients portfolio into 4 main parts...
4. Fishing (cause you can never go fishing enough...)
I stay on the cutting edge of financial science by drinking 12 packs and then taking notes on how much money I saved by eating only fish I caught my self...I tried go get a job at a major financial institution but when I offered the guy a beer from my back pack at the interview he said something about drunken fishing guides and then someone put me in a headlock and then I was on the sidewalk. What pissed me off is that I left that beer on his desk...
People are not ready for my financial genius to be let out onto the world.
Now this is a "Stimulus" plan I can support.